The first time i shit my pants....

I was thinking the same thing. If I really don't feel good, then I just go to the nurse and maybe go home

 

funny lo. At least it didnt happen at school, youd be ruined. Something similar happened to me a while back, but i found that the less i thought about it the less i had to go. i ended up forgetting about it all day until like 8 that night, then i blew up the toilet :3.

 

Why the hell would you fart in school? Seriously.

 

because its the greatest awkward silence breaker if its loud and has bass...but you cant be a pussy too do it properly you see..

but ye i ate way too much taco bell once, and about 2 hrs later i was skating and havin awesome stomach aches so i ripped ass and instead emptied ass... thankfully i was right beside a river on the walk way so i jumped in

 

well I did go to the nurse! but i dont know why the nurses in my school are so mean i was standing in front of the door asking if they had a bathroom and then there was the nurse behind me and she screamed "EXCUSE MEEE!" the nurses in my school are old mean women :l they never help they only give ice... like that's going to help my diarheaa

 

you make it seem like its a crime lol.

 

Haters gonna hate.

Anyway good job on covering it up the best you can, I would of been like. Fuck this i'm staying in here, Lock me in if you have to... If you need to go to the toilet to shit then you need to shit. They can't do anything about that. Also if they did lock you in there, Then you had nothing to worry about if they opened it back up again... Plus a free period off school. \Good job for opening up tho

 

Farting in class is like 3rd grade. Highschool? Seriously? 40 year old virgin incoming.

 

thats like saying sneezing is immature. Its a natural function >.>. I dont mean farting for attention or a laugh, i mean farting period.

 

Can you explain the reason you're telling this to all the members of Sythe? Are you expecting sympathy?

But seriously, really not worth discussing.

 

shoulda just took a shit in a bush

 

Haha Wise words. Whether or not this story was real, it was a good read

 

look at all the people expecting postcount, but BAM. Moved to spam forum.

 

Was already here when I got here Also, I had a read of some of the posts, Sythe has some funny people

 

Interesting.

 

Very ^