The Ask-an-Australian Thread

[TrixxNZ]

No, not you. The one above you.

 

[deadly serious]

ahk..

 

[Denial]

There's nothing wrong with new zealanders, but they're sheep are always loose. (heh)

Anyway, what's this all about? (/me is aussie)

 

[Denial]

1. Where would I go about getting a platypus
2. Would you be mad if I like skinned a kangaroo and made a hat out of him?
3. Stuffed him?
4. Do you ride kangaroos?

1. you musty be an official australian citizen, to fish for platypus
2. If you can get close enough to one to skin it, be my guest
3. ..
4. yes, we ride them along the sidewalks. economy and what not

 

[deadly serious]

Lol don't get to close to one of those huge red kangaroos they're pretty aggresive. (bring a gun just incase)

 

[andren0]

i ride my kangaroo to school and back i sit in its pouch and do my h/w while it hops me to home/school

 

[deadly serious]

Lol hopping in the pouch is a bad idea all goey crap in there.

 

[TrixxNZ]

hmm....

 

[tutoneppis]

Who discovered Australia.

 

[Darkgroove]

Who discovered Australia.

Abraham Lincoln.

 

[tutoneppis]

You originate from my country. But your living habits are so diffaaarent.


Edit: "I watched "Australia" for the lulz.

 

[Jesse]

You fucking fail.

Stop dissing New Zealand, fuck its better than most countris with all your war shit. We allways beat you aussies in any sport. /fail.



Gtfo.

not australian

gfgf

 

[jaza123]

who eva made this thread, ur answers are stupid and incorrect, and the people asking the questions, u stereotype aussies, we dont fking see kangaroos every second, we live in normal cities just like u, and the people that do see kangaroos live in the outback, and u wont get an answer from them cos they most likely dont hav a computer, and we dont say "shrimp on the barbie" and all that shit, we speak normally like you, dont stereotype aussies...

 

[TrixxNZ]

not australian

gfgf

So, stop stereotyping.

who eva made this thread, ur answers are stupid and incorrect, and the people asking the questions, u stereotype aussies, we dont fking see kangaroos every second, we live in normal cities just like u, and the people that do see kangaroos live in the outback, and u wont get an answer from them cos they most likely dont hav a computer, and we dont say "shrimp on the barbie" and all that shit, we speak normally like you, dont stereotype aussies...

Gf'd, people are just having a joke its the fucken spam forum.

 

[Jesse]

So, stop stereotyping.

i never stereotyped.. i asked why you New Zealand people fail so much

 

[Darkgroove]

who eva made this thread, ur answers are stupid and incorrect, and the people asking the questions, u stereotype aussies, we dont fking see kangaroos every second, we live in normal cities just like u, and the people that do see kangaroos live in the outback, and u wont get an answer from them cos they most likely dont hav a computer, and we dont say "shrimp on the barbie" and all that shit, we speak normally like you, dont stereotype aussies...

There's a paddock-like area near my grandparents house where we see a few kangaroos when we drive past, and we don't live in the outback.

Srs answer in spam forum? NO-WAI!