The "Ask-a-Dutchman" thread

[Damien0124]

Just ask me a question, any question and I will answer them.
And before you start asking: I am not gay, nor will I have sex with animals...

 

[ironblade87]

Are you gay?

Will you have sex with animals?

Why are you going to avoid the questions above?

Why does "The Game" fucking suck?

 

[Infernal Dave]

/joke

are you related to the flying dutchman???

/joke

 

[Damien0124]

Are you gay?
...

Will you have sex with animals?
...

Why are you going to avoid the questions above?
because I really don't feel like answering them and they're st00pid

Why does "The Game" fucking suck?
Because it's not even funny. "You lost the game, bahaahblabad..." Is not funny!

 

[Damien0124]

are you related to the flying dutchman???

I have to ask my parents that.

 

[Infernal Dave]

 

[Damien0124]

@Infernal

I am not related to the Flying Dutchman. They told me he wasn't real, I was shocked when I heared it. Just as shocked when they first told me the Easter Bunny wasn't real either.

 

[dark idiot]

are you guys inbreds? not being offensive or anything but just asking

 

[Damien0124]

are you guys inbreds? not being offensive or anything but just asking

No, we're not. In medieval times, rich families were inbreds to keep the wealth in the family. My family does not have inbreds, I know this because my father is working on the entire family tree.