tb93's UE application

[tb93]

Please can people stop spamming on my application.

About me
Hi, my name is Tom and im 15.
I am currently employed at The Art Cafe in Hale, Manchester, UK.
I first wrote my CV last year, and i was accepted a job despite being under age because of how outstanding it was, you can review it as i have enclosed it below

About my application
I have read other peoples posts, and seen how decorated they are, and elaborate. I object to this, and i have formatted my application in plain text, this is because as you read it, you remember the words, not the color nor the font, you do not find CV's like this, and this is an offical application, so why should people be judged to formatting not content.

Guides
I have already completed 2/5 guides, and in my eyes they are amazing.
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=434394 - Guys guide about girls This guide is like 10 in 1, read it and you will understand i compiled all guides i made into this single one, i could just post each individual section and get all my required guides filled, but then it would not be as easy to locate then this one.
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=433975 - Guide for I-doser

Why do i want to join
Educating is a dream of mine, and the ability to be a user educator would be great to further my professional skills, however i also want to be a user educator because i believe i possess something that other do not, and that is the will to achieve, it is not the rep i want, nor the extended permissions, its the knowledge that when i wake up someone out there is looking at my work and coming to a realization and learning something from what i have produced, in total the Guys guide about girls has taken 4 hours to complete, and i am still working on it. This demonstrates my will to achieve, and until i am satisfied that post is going to get bigger and bigger.

Why should you pick me?
I am not going to give a text book example of why i should be chosen, nor am i going to say because i am the best, i know that no one is perfect. However the thing about me is that i try and make people perfect by educating them with the skills to achieve, that is why you should pick me.

"I TB93 claim the guides I have written to be completely my own work and written by me using my own knowledge and I have not used any resources to create these guides. I accept that if my guides are found to be plagiarized I will be banned from Sythe.org"

I am already completing more guides on writing CV's and underage employment, i hope my skills and yours combine will help expand this sub-forum into something amazing.

Much appreciated
-TB93

My general CV:
I can provide a formatted copy with my contact details and references of demand to sythe staff

Thomas Bateman

(Address removed, to view it email me if you are an operator of sythe)


Professional Profile

An enthusiastic and hard-working young citizen, who enjoys working in a successful and productive team of all age ranges. Fast learner and easy to grasp new skills, as well as willing to work excessively and can demonstrate the high levels of motivation required to meet the tightest of deadlines, despite significant pressure. Willing to work extensively harder than the average employee for less remuneration.

Objective

Looking to build on personal skills to help further a career in this sector.
Achieve further professional development.

Skills summary
• Easily able to cope in demanding situations
• Excelled above average expected grades for GCSE
• Willing and helpful
• Multiple Saturday jobs including baby sitting and news round
• Experience of shop environments
• Educated on and able to perform First Aid
• Fluent English and communication skills
• Good IT skills


Education


GCSE options: English literature English language Mathematics Information Technology Physical Education Psychology
Religious Education Sciences PSHE
Graphics German

Although I am unable to provide my final GCSE grades, I am able to provide my likely grades, which are a nationally recognised grade based upon my SAT results. I achieved 2 A*’s, 4 A’s, 2 B’s and 1 C. Last months attendance percentage was 99%, all absences were accounted for and none of them were down to truancy.


Past employment

DVLA (Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency) – 2 June 2008 to 7 June 2008
Duties included:
• Keying requests for car registration
• Filing and locating documents
• Accepting phone calls and calling customers

Report:
• Attended all sessions on time
• Marked excellent for all skills required


References

References removed for security, email me to view them if you are a staff of sythe

 

[Sinful Thoughtz]

About me
Hi, my name is Tom and im 15.
I am currently employed at The Art Cafe in Hale, Manchester, UK.
I first wrote my CV last year, and i was accepted a job despite being under age because of how outstanding it was, you can review it as i have enclosed it below

About my application
I have read other peoples posts, and seen how decorated they are, and elaborate. I object to this, and i have formatted my application in plain text, this is because as you read it, you remember the words, not the color nor the font, you do not find CV's like this, and this is an offical application, so why should people be judged to formatting not content.

Guides
I have already completed 2/5 guides, and in my eyes they are amazing.
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=434394 - Guys guide about girls This guide is like 10 in 1, read it and you will understand i compiled all guides i made into this single one, i could just post each individual section and get all my required guides filled, but then it would not be as easy to locate then this one.
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=433975 - Guide for I-doser

Why do i want to join
Educating is a dream of mine, and the ability to be a user educator would be great to further my professional skills, however i also want to be a user educator because i believe i possess something that other do not, and that is the will to achieve, it is not the rep i want, nor the extended permissions, its the knowledge that when i wake up someone out there is looking at my work and coming to a realization and learning something from what i have produced, in total the Guys guide about girls has taken 4 hours to complete, and i am still working on it. This demonstrates my will to achieve, and until i am satisfied that post is going to get bigger and bigger.

Why should you pick me?
I am not going to give a text book example of why i should be chosen, nor am i going to say because i am the best, i know that no one is perfect. However the thing about me is that i try and make people perfect my educating them with the skills to achieve, that is why you should pick me.

I am already completing more guides on writing CV's and underage employment, i hope my skills and yours combine will help expand this sub-forum into something amazing.

Much appreciated
-TB93

My general CV:
I can provide a formatted copy with my contact details and references of demand to sythe staff

You ripped one guide from Heavenlord, even if you used it as an base, You just re-worded his guide, and cut information off. The other guide isn't really "good", because using that guide most defintely means you need help .

I think you're just doing this for an title. :noworry:

 

[mohd231]

Nice set out, but as sinful said..

 

[tb93]

that is a mistake, go back and read both of the guides, mine and his, and also read the comments, what you are saying conflicts with the judgement of WTP and i did say any comments like that after a judgement was made will be reported for spam, enjoy
-TB93

 

[HeavenLord]

Instructions:

* Write 5 well written guides. They are to be neatly formatted with detailed pictures. These guides should not be in the same post as your application. Include the links to them.
* Write a 100 word paragraph on why you would like to be a member of the User Education team.
* When you make your application you must agree to the following terms and conditions and post the following in your application. If you do not you will be denied.
" I _________ claim the guides I have written to be completely my own work and written by me using my own knowledge and I have not used any resources to create these guides. I accept that if my guides are found to be plagiarized I will be banned from Sythe.org"

Follow that format, no need for the other stuff.

 

[Sad strength]

Tb93, hmm it reminds me of heavenlords guide, but it rly isn't..im not sure gl

 

[tb93]

Heavenlord, unlike you i am in good communication with modertors and UE leaders, and they said i can write it in that format, you are pathetic and try your hardest to make me seem like an idiot, but it back fires and makes you look like the child.
-TB93

 

[Sinful Thoughtz]

Heavenlord, unlike you i am in good communication with modertors and UE leaders, and they said i can write it in that format, you are pathetic and try your hardest to make me seem like an idiot, but it back fires and makes you look like the child.
-TB93

Well, there is actually very slim chances of you knowing about the lucid dreams/i-doser, so Figuring how your new, you could easily ReWord HeavenLords guide, and you're suppose to make guides about stuff not previously written about... ^_^ I liked your Guys guide to girls though, very detailed.

 

[HeavenLord]

eh lol? All I said was for you to change your format but if they said thats fine then thats fine. No need to flame me about it.

 

[on success]

Well, there is actually very slim chances of you knowing about the lucid dreams/i-doser, so Figuring how your new, you could easily ReWord HeavenLords guide, and you're suppose to make guides about stuff not previously written about... ^_^ I liked your Guys guide to girls though, very detailed.

you are really sad, you joined less then 4 days ago and your calling him new, you spam on every god damn thread, you have almost as much posts as me and i joined over 3 months ago? lmao, kid gtfo off this fourm. and stop back-seat modding!

 

[tb93]

you are really sad, you joined less then 4 days ago and your calling him new, you spam on every god damn thread, you have almost as much posts as me and i joined over 3 months ago? lmao, kid gtfo off this fourm. and stop back-seat modding!

Thanks for that
-TB93

 

[Sinful Thoughtz]

you are really sad, you joined less then 4 days ago and your calling him new, you spam on every god damn thread, you have almost as much posts as me and i joined over 3 months ago? lmao, kid gtfo off this fourm. and stop back-seat modding!

Well, I'm not going to explain my posts to you seeing how your incompetent. I'm not spamming or flamming his thread, just making an point that it's slightly suspicious how he has the same topic of an guide that was previously created, and If you joined over 3 months ago, than you're inactive. I spend most of my day on Sythe forums, so don't tell me I'm sad and back-seat modding because you're obviously a dumbass, so you gtfo.

 

[on success]

it's called getting a life other then sythe, and im not inactive, i just dont post in every single thread like you do. let a mod sort out if it is or not, he doesn't need your spam. and you do try to act like a mod, i see your posts. you got a warning for one did you not?

 

[Sinful Thoughtz]

it's called getting a life other then sythe, and im not inactive, i just dont post in every single thread like you do. let a mod sort out if it is or not, he doesn't need your spam. and you do try to act like a mod, i see your posts. you got a warning for one did you not?

No, and stop going off-topic.



I'm not saying DON'T ACCEPT TB93, i'm saying his 1st guide was already made, your other guide was good, but let's see how your NEXT 3 work out.

 

[tb93]

No, and stop going off-topic.



I'm not saying DON'T ACCEPT TB93, i'm saying his 1st guide was already made, your other guide was good, but let's see how your NEXT 3 work out.

I think my girls guide has became about 50 guides in 1:
-Babies
-Boobs
-Sex positions
e.t.c
-TB93

 

[Macroman]

Change your format please, it seems you copied it from another application.

 

[tb93]

I beg your pardon, and what application is that then?
How very dare you make a extravagant claim like that, on my application, a PM would have been nice, but to say it to public view is just, pathetic.
I will update it even more if thats what you want, do you want me to colour the title in red, and the oath in green? perhaps put pictures of a hot woman, or change the size to 10, would you like that?
They have requested me to change the format because it is *UNIQUE* not copied, re-read my application, all the comments and weep in guilt.
The *ONLY* bit that is copied and pasted, is the oath with HeavenLord provided for me.

I am sorry if you think that way, but i beg you to read it all again.

-TB93

 

[Benz]

tb93 - Ego is a very dangerous thing.

From the posts I have seen from you, you're just a narcissistic punk.

 

[HeavenLord]

tb, Macroman doesn't make claims he can't back up. You are very narcissistic.

 

[tb93]

Thanks people, but he obviously didnt read the posts, he is saying i copied the format when you were complaining i wasnt following the format.

I am narcissistic in situations that require it.
-TB93

HeavenLord, btw.. please can you just stop bitching about me.