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Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
STILL WORKING ON, ALOT MORE TO COME, PLEASE POST QUESTION YOU WANT ANSWERING.. I KNOW ALL
Tom’s guide to girls, for guys.
This guide is for the attention of 13-16 year olds, if you are younger then that, get off the forum, if you are older than that, you already know what I am going to say.
Lets face it, as you enter your teens, girls just become more and more interesting, in primary school girls are just “dirtâ€, “eww a girl run…â€, but there are in-depth psychological reasons to why you are defensive against girls at that time, and a summary of that is you are too young to get involved with girls.
Puberty can be tricky, it is the realization of sexual desires and girls are always the path to gratification of such, so in this guide I am going to cover everything about girls, from how to tell if they like you, to coping with meeting the parents.
Contents
X How to tell if they like you
X How to act around a girl (First encounter and First date)
X How to arrange a date
X How to be appealing to a girl
X How to have good hygiene
X How to stop looking at the melons!
How to tell if they like you
Girls can be hard to understand, and telling if they do have feelings for you can be tricky, however there are always tips to tell, but before I tell you what to look for, I am going to describe the 2 ways In which girls try and single handedly demonstrate they have something for you:
1. The jealous approach – This is where the girl will flirt with your friends to try and grab your attention, she will occasionally look at you and not pay attention to your friend, she wants to speak to you!
2. The assistance approach – This is the most commonly used technique by girls, it is similar to the jealous approach in that she is trying to get your attention, the difference is that the assistance approach is less spiteful. She will do this by either putting on a melodramatic tone and complaining about something she cannot do, like lift a box, or move a table. Alternatively you could perhaps be in the cold, and you hear a sweet voice coming from near by saying “it’s very coldâ€, you should respond to this by walking over and presenting your jacket or coat for her to wear, girls like this a lot and it help tell if you are the guy for them.
As promised, I will now move onto the signs that they have something for you.
• Look out for if there face brightens up to the sound of your name, for example in a school register.
• If they touch you more then anyone else, not in a sexual way :\ just like touching your arm commenting on, “that scarâ€
• Either if she stares at you for a long time and then just randomly looks at something else, or if she looks and you, and the moment you look at her she looks away, both are good
• Look at her friends, if they are always looking at you and pointing at you with your crush in the middle of all of them then it’s a definite sign!
• If she is ‘fishing’ to see if she meets your characteristics, by this she will ask what you look for in a girl, this means she is seeing if she suits you, if you want her, lie and describe almost everything about her.
• “I love ?†The best sign, girls write it on books, jumpers, hands, arms, legs, faces, and visually imagine you drawing it on them too, its even better, and obvious when she writes “I love X†(x = girls name) on your hand.
However… be careful, make sure your not a ‘pawn’ in her plan to make an ex jealous, if she has recently left a relationship and is arguing constantly with the other half, tread carefully, because when it comes to the ex, girls will manipulate anyone they can to seem more powerful.
How to act around a girl (first encounter)
Be yourself!!! If you do enter a Long term relationship you cant play Mr. Nice for a couple of months when your really Mr. Juvenile, however saying that it is good to leave a first impression, here are a few survival tips:
• It is common that a group of girls will call you over if one of there friends has a crush for you, this is dangerous territory, 10 girls vs 1 guy = embarrassment, shame and self-denial. What I suggest is bring a confident best mate to give you security.
• Don’t be shy! On your first encounter ask about: Music; Films; Clothing; Mates; Family; TV shows. If you don’t talk, and she doesn’t either then what’s the point?
• Make eye contact, do not look at the sky, or the floor, or out the window… or a certain other place that belongs to girls which I will describe later on.
• Make her laugh, because laughing is a language we all understand, and she will then associate you with happiness, that’s what you want, but… do not crack a mans joke that takes the mick out of women, do a neutral joke, for some great jokes click here - http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/clean , make sure they are clean!
• Say she is beautiful - not hot, say she is cute – not sexy, keep those words for when she knows you more… and you know her
• Don’t be offensive towards anyone, don’t swear and don’t tell her you’re a drug addict or anything bad like that.
How to act around a girl (first date)
Congrats if stage 1 worked, but this one is more complicated, to find more about dates keep reading my guide. The same rules apply from the first encounter, however you have some more actions she should allow you to perform, but take it slow, this is not a guide on how to get laid, this is a guide on how to get hugged…
• Smile, as much as you can, don’t make it cheesy… just when she smiles return it.
• Make her feel special, Did anyone ever tell you that you have an amazing smile?".
• On your first date, it is best to either wait till the second date to do any physical contact like hugging or kissing, that’s of cause unless she wants you to, if she leans over towards you, you go half way too, more on how to kiss further in the guide.
How to arrange a date
This can be the most tricky part about kick starting a relationship, in your first encounter you should have worked out what she likes, you can perhaps go to the cinema, just the two of you, or go on a stroll around the park, for your first date don’t make it too romantic. Text her or message her on MSN saying your bored, if she says im bored too she wants to do something, say want to come out, and arrange it from there.
NO means NO, if she does not want to come out do not force her, she thinks your going too fast so slow the pace.
How to be appealing to a girl
You're a guy, and you want to be sexy. A guy that's sexy has a better chance of getting what he wants (especially girls!) in life.
• Do not change your dress sense to match hers, wear something unique that is “youâ€, I always wear my drunken munky jumper under my firetrap jumper, it’s a great look, and girls love it.
• Take a shower before any time you meet her, use lynx shower gels if she seems like quite a party girl, if she seems sweet and innocent use any form of fruit based shower gel.
• Spend along time on your hair, decide do you use gel, or none, flat or spikey, more guides on doing your hair can be found here - http://mensfashion.about.com/od/goom...edkenlooks.htm
• Keep your hygiene at top level, more info on hygiene further down the guide
• Wear a good after shave, not something dark and red borrowed off your granddad, use a fresh new one, I love Burberry (im not a chav!).
Make sure you have all the following to assist you:
• Shampoo
• Comb
• Deodorant
• Toothbrush
• Floss
• Soap
• Niceness
• A smile
• clean clothes
• confidence
• nice pair of denim
How to have good hygiene
No one likes a sweaty greasy guy around, so its important to say hi to jean and improve your hygiene.
1. Shower every day with shampoo and conditioner. Remember to also wash yourself with soap. It's important to be clean.
2. Shave! You will look more clean-cut if you shave every day, and make sure you don't have any long hairs on your neck that you missed.
3. Make sure to clean and clip your fingernails whenever they start getting white ends. Girls especially will notice if you have long, dirty nails. This counts for toenails, too.
4. Use deodorant to prevent armpit odor.
5. Brush your teeth and floss them after every meal, or at least two times a day. They will look much cleaner.
6. Whiten your teeth. They will be much more attractive and it will bring your confidence level up.
7. Wash your face every day with face cleansers to prevent acne. One of the top brands is Cetaphil.
8. Wear socks when you wear shoes. Each foot sweats half a pint a day, so your shoes will smell pretty bad if you don't.
9. Put lotion on to prevent your skin from becoming dry.
10. Comb your hair. It will keep it nice and tidy, and it will also get all the knots out.
Now the subjects get a bit more personal and embarrassing, but don’t forget your access on this post isn’t tracked by anyone, and you don’t have to read it, nor do you need to post a reply, this is from me to you and no one else needs to know.
Just a note, to anyone who has been reading this guide and thinks it is totally pathetic, please do not post your comments on here, this took me ages to write and im just half way through, there are a *few* people who need this information because no one else have told them about it.
How to stop looking at the boobs!
Yes, we all know girls have them, and yes at any point you will try and grab a glance, but don’t.. it is considered rude and pervy, there will be plenty of chances in future life to get more then that!
And, if you think about them too long, very bad things can happen, like a certain amount of blood going to a certain body part, although your school desk may hide an erection, when all you have been thinking about for the entire lesson is boobs your trousers will show a certain bump in-between your trousers, and that is embarrassing!
Ok, so here are a few tips to how and avoid looking at them or thinking of them
1. Make eye contact, even if she looks up and you go for a quick glance she could see, and you might become mesmerized by the size of them, and just stare.. very bad
2. If you really, really need to, take a really quick glance while she is yawning, or leaning to pick something up, at least you will have some gratification, I find the cinema the best place
3. Talk to her about anything—movies, school, current events, anything that at least partially distracts you from her boobs.
4. You can also talk about her shoes, earrings, and so forth, but not too much, or she might think you're gay.
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
Wow you suck.
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Thanks for that, and yes, i "do suck", btw.. tell your mum i will be round tonight.
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
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Thanks for that, and yes, i "do suck", btw.. tell your mum i will be round tonight.
Ouch, that was so good I have to submit into your "higher intelligence".
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
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Thanks for that, and yes, i "do suck", btw.. tell your mum i will be round tonight.
tell your dad i'll be over tonight.
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
Dumb ass leechers.
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Yea thanks.. you were a leecher once, please stop abusing me and learn some manners, to some this post is pathetic.. but to some it is important, you dont need to spam your thoughts and they do not affect me in any way.
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
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Yea thanks.. you were a leecher once, please stop abusing me and learn some manners, to some this post is pathetic.. but to some it is important, you dont need to spam your thoughts and they do not affect me in any way.
Sad when people have to come get advice from a Runescape cheating site.
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Re: Guide To Girls, Half Finished.. Rate Plz
Well, i am just trying to help so dont abuse me, the fact the people above were in this post states something
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