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Sythe's Armed Forces: SAS division

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It has come to my attention that people have already found out about our staff's militia, so i will describe in detail our operations and current mission.

Sythe's Armed Forces was formed as a protection squad and personal security detail, incase of a revolt on Mr Sythe himself (Name disclosed for security reasons), later SAS was added onto the program. SAS is a acronym for "Staff Assassinating Scammers". We are a kill squad for known scammers and traitors. Luckily, through his connections, Mr Sythe has gained us "Internet Amnesty" so even if these deaths can be traced back to us(which they wont), we cannot be charged on any other websites.

Here is a detailed description of our team.

Mr Sythe - Information withheld.
Nick - Current Commanding Officer, West Point trained.
Sacro - 1000 yard shooting champion, active sniper. ------------------ Decommissioned; Services no longer needed. ----------- Recommissioned; They missed me.
Nate - Close Quarters Master.
N4n0 - Handles every single moderator action while we are busy.
Giddy - Um, well.... Fuck.------------Hell yeah, your not bored again
Verts - Flicks off the scammers repeatedly.
Finn - Leader of public relations
SMR - Middle Eastern relation's specialist.
Matthew - Hax0rtising all scammers prior to being "hit"
FireZ - Disposes of dead scammers body, and is rumored to repeatedly beat them with a large hammer.
Wulfspade - Rushes at scammers like a maniac if we must use forced entry.
Hahanerd - May or may not be undercover at the moment.

All other staff members are a front for operations.

Allies!
Grave - His websites epic security system distracts scammers while we dispose of them. (amazing team work)
Recoveryking - Assistant-Commander of the RSUltimate Self-Defense Forces

Notes:

Darren/shredder - triple agent: thought he was undercover for Sythe, but turned out to be undercover for Sigex. - Target eliminated.
 
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Your name speaks lies. If you do assassinate them, how do they come back?
 
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Your name speaks lies. If you do assassinate them, how do they come back?

Imposters. Ever wonder why some NEVER come back? Its like terrorists, they will never stop coming, but we can sure rack up a kill count.
 
The dead can't come back to life. You and I know that fact very well. It's the law of the world.

Actually, some just stop attacking when they've had enough. Even lunatics get bored of wars after countless centuries of it.
 
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Just posting so I can be on the 1st page.
 
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I really don't think scammers are that hard to deal with, scammers can be seen a mile away.
 
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Do assassins get kill streaks or bonus for taking out massive scammers?
 
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Do assassins get kill streaks or bonus for taking out massive scammers?

Of course. And if we get 25, SMR convinces his Al-Qaeda friends to let us borrow a bomb.
 
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1st page?
 
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