SytheMonthly - May Edition

Note: I had to act like a douchebag for this SytheMonthly edition, I hope none of you are offended in anyway, but I don't think it's that bad. I hope you enjoy the edition!

May Edition - Sextuple​

Ugh, sorry for taking so long, Sythe Community. I'm just really aggravated right now. I just came back from a family reunion, and my twin brother was there. He is probably the biggest douchebag in the world, his name is Wulfspade2. I can't even fathom all the things he has done to me over the years, but here's a small list:

1. Signed me up for the Nigerian army.
2. Gave my phone number to 12 pedophiles.
3. Put my address on Craigslist in the "Men looking for Men" section.
4. Gave my address to Superman123321 (I had to take counseling for this one).

I'm honestly just tired of him, and I don't know what I should do. Whoa.... wait.... did any of you hear that noise? Oh my god, a window just broke! SOMEBODY IS COMING INTO MY ROOM, HELP ME- o,2 hu4t ;23s bdm sdouhn.

This just in, the writer of SytheMonthly is missing!

Hello, we're coming to you live from outside the neighborhood of Wulfspade1. It's been barricaded so we can't go closer, our forces are trying to clear it up, but it's apparent that who ever barricaded this did so in a effort to waste a lot of time. Inside sources say that Wulfspade2 is behind the kidnapping. Wait, we just found out that Wulfspade2 is going to be doing this month's edition! We'll be back when we have more news!

MUAHAHAHAHA! I am Wulfspade2, but you can call me "God's gift." I need to make my little brother's life hell, so why not start off with his precious SytheMonthly!

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Sythe Headlines​

Tournaments

Apparently two Sythe users who have a lot of free time decided to host competitions. One of them, Superman123321 seems to be into bestiality. He is hosting tournaments every month during the summer. Another one, x339, seems to be into sports... oh wait, Hockey isn't a sport. Anyway, he is hosting a tournament just for this month. To waste time and win pixels please click the following links to participate in the competitions:

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=1403781 (This month is closed, July onward is free).
http://sythe.org/showthread.php?p=11064556 (Closed).​

Notable User Changes/Accomplishments

Very interesting changes​

Resignations/Suspensions

5-02-2012
Alteranz --> Alteranz (Resigned)

5-14-2012
RsProd --> RsProd (Resigned)
Snow Patrol --> Snow Patrol (Resigned)

5-26-2012
Sin666 --> Sin666 (Suspended due to inactivity)

Congratulations the users above for their social life's improving vastly.​

A Global Promotions

5-10-2012
SuF --> SuF

Who's next... oh, it's you! I like you because of your signature, check out the one I made:

Wulfspade2's Puppet Show

5-20-2012
video --> video
Pockets --> Pockets
MohtasaUnique --> MohtasaUnique
They be trippin --> They be trippin

Congratulations to Television, Zipper, MohtasaisnotUnique, and Males be Strippin'.

Sythe Member Accomplishments

Jack Goff - Grandmaster.
Djweasel - 10k Posts.

If you have donated for the first time/or more, reached a posting milestone, or any other accomplishment, please PM me to be included in for next months edition! Remember, it had to be in the month I'll be posting in!​

Staff Interview:

How did you first find Sythe?
Zerkerfist: I first discovered Sythe last summer when I was searching for a site that I could sell a few gamecards on and make some extra gold for my RS character.

Does being a nuisance come naturally to you?
Zerkerfist: Yes, it is wired into my DNA.

What did you think when you were first promoted?
Zerkerfist: It came as quite a surprise actually. I was pretty excited.

Why is it you constantly fail at life?
Zerkerfist: I was dropped on my head as a baby quite a few times.

What is your current relationship status?
Zerkerfist: Single and ready to mingle haha.

How does it feel that your own parents don't like you?
Zerkerfist: Knowing my parents don't like me stings pretty badly :'(

What are your hobbies?
Zerkerfist: I like to read, write, go for hikes, watch movies, and I like computers! Partying used to be a big hobby of mine as well, but I have retired that one.

Why is it no one likes you?
Zerkerfist: I have been told that I have outrageous body odour.

What are you future plans on Sythe?
Zerkerfist: Continuing to stay active and involved in the community, make new friends. I'd love to get more involved in the market as well and maybe set up a small business or shop. And maybe Global one day if I work hard!

Any finals words?
Zerkerfist: Sythe monthly rocks.​

Opinion
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Happenings​

What's been happening this month...​

- Wulfspade1 is a loser.
- Tournaments as stated above, go join them!

Coming up on Sythe: Craigslist of virtual goods...​

• Wulfspade1 will still be a loser.
• IRC Quizzes, they are a lot of fun! COME AND JOIN!
• More tournaments.

Random Picture of the Month:​

I'm Off!​

Well, I hope this ruins my brother's Sythe career! Anyway, that's enough for now, I'll be heading off. Wait a second... what's that noise.... OH NO HE BROKE OUT!

[YOUTUBE]tFFLeJE48t0[/YOUTUBE]

OH MY GOD, HAHA! I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, I HAVE TO REPORT THIS! BESIDES, MY BARRICADE IS PROBABLY WEARING DOWN RIGHT NOW! BYE, GUYS!

Hello, we're coming to you live from outside the house of Wulfspade1. His brother contacted us anonymously so we couldn't find him, but he told us about something very serious. While Wulfspade1 was trying to escape, a dildo whacked him in the face. Why he has a dildo, we don't know. But, what we do know is, the resulting whack has sent him in a coma for a month. It's a truly unfortunate event, and we wish a speedy recovery for Wulfspade1!

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Bye, bye, bye! Well, until next time, that is.​

Lol, that was a fun edition. I hope you guys enjoyed it! Anyway, stay tuned for the next edition. If you have any suggestions, improvements, etc. feel free to post them in the comment section below. Alright, this concludes this edition, see you next time!​

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[BeeVer]

nice job

 

Good read!

 

[SmperFidelis]

Interesting read Wulf, keep it up!

 

[Noam]

Good read.

 

[Quatakai]

Thanks Wulf

 

[Zerkerfist]

Hahaha! Wulfspade2's puppet show was awesome :laugh:

Another really good read mate, already looking forward to next month!

 

[burny]

Thanks Wulfspade2

 

[Ecstasy Pker]

Haha funny shit.

 

[Laptop65]

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE JOKES? They're so unique .

Good read but, in the link to that last picture, is that really Karl?

 

Good read as always

Although... Where is that comment you said you'd add!!??

 

Haha that was great. Surprised I was the only one that achieved anything (apart from promotions etc) haha

 

[Imagine]

I actually laughed out loud at that.

 

[Lured Yah]

Haha you did an amazing job! can't wait for the nextone

 

[blazee]

Hahahah! Kept it interesting and informative. Good job brother!

 

[lntrigued]

haha, good read man. Keep it up.

 

[Time To Buy]

Great read Wulf I really love sythe monthly

 

[Alma Mater]

First time reading a "Sythe Monthly" and some parts were actually pretty funny.

 

[Dave]

The pictures actually had me laughing out loud! "Fuck you and your lies, YEAH FUCK YOU TRAIN!" Lmfao great job Wulf, I love these.

 

[djweasel]

I hit 10k posts in may I think lol