Wewt, we've been owning jagex for 2 years now! I bet they have this little calendar at their offices, counting the days we've been existing. Each time getting more upset. This is how i picture the daily life at jagex offices, when they found out we've been existing yet another day:
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-Andrew: It's been 2 years now..
-Indian jagex helpdesk worker: Yes meester eet has.
-Andrew: We really have to stop them! I'm not kidding this time! I'll really do it! I'm super cereal!
-Indian jagex helpdesk worker: Yes meester. Shall i grant some more recovery requests to motiiivate scamming on sythe?
-Andrew: No.. Not today. I WILL STOP THEM TODAY! I WILL.. Umm.. *grabs blue paper hat and red cardboard box shaped as a chain* I will be at the mall. Making money merchanting sharks and phats always gives me good ideas.
-Indian jagex helpdesk worker: ... But meester.. Those are just canned sardines whi-
-Andrew: SILENCE! Do not question my methods! Just go mess up runescape a bit more with some annoying updates.. THAT should teach them!
-Indian jagex helpdesk worker: But sur, won't that upset the..
-Andrew: ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE! You do as i say so or your family will not eat for another week!
-Indian jagex helpdesk worker:
