Sympathy for the Global

[Tgump]

Please allow me to introduce myself;
I'm a global of wealth and taste.

I've been around for a long, long, year
Banned many a man's account and IP

And I was round when Sythe dot Org
Had its moment of crashes and bugs
Made damn sure that scammer
Matched the scams and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you; hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Sythe.org when I saw it was time for a change
Banned Sigex and his IPs
And he tried to hide in vain

I modded frank
Held a global's rank
When the scamming raged
And the hormones staged

Pleased to meet you; hope you guess my name
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I watched with modCP
While your 'vaders and self vouchers
Scammed for ten days
For the chars they made

I shouted out "Who mods Sythe?!"
When after all it was Sin666 and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a global of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for banvaders
Who get banned before they scammed GP

Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every MM is a scammer
And all the scammers saints
As heads is tails just call me Gumpifer
'cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned rules
Or in IP bans your IP I'll paste

Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game

Tell me Sigex, what's my name
Tell me Dorito, can ya guess my name
Tell me Dub, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name
Tell me, Sythe.org, what's my name
Tell me, Scammers, what's my name

 

[Varjot]

boneified gangsta
I wish I knew the stories behind all the users lul.