Syed, victim or criminal?

[MichelleAgain]

So, I would just like to have a general discussion on your thoughts about this Syed character. I think it would be nice to have a general idea if all of you guys have the share the notion Syed is a pedophile who solicited unsuitable photos from a minor. If not, I think it's up for debate.

Thank you in advanced! :love:

 

[Syed]

Hi MichelleAgain,

First off, I'd like to say welcome to Sythe! Secondly, I feel that the fact that you think I solicited unsuitable photos from a minor is rooted from your own issues rather than mine, I personally feel like you should see a therapist regarding these issues, and maybe find a solution? Try to check out Dr. Albert Ross MD, he operates out of QLD, Aus.

Thanks for posting this thread, and hopefully we can move on from this tumultuous situation and maybe peruse a couple conversation topics together on the vicissitude of human behavior.

Your friend,
Syed

 

[alsoforgotmyusernamenpass]

What the fuck? I am so confused right now.

But Syed is gay, I know this much.

 

[MichelleAgain]

Hello,
Ix Syed xI (Ex-Moderator)

I believe we may have started off on the wrong foot, for I do not want a dalliance with trouble and you. I by no means meant that you could help your desires for young boy cock, nay that isn't what I mean. What I mean, is that it's most hypothetically linked to your nature of being an autochthonous Pakistani that you crave it, and you cannot resist.

I am quite pleased that you know a nice therapist, but I do not find it necessary to ensconce myself with kind words that I do not need, for I am not as troubled of being as you are. But since you seem to have a plethora of knowledge in these things, maybe you could find yourself a nice psychiatrist to dull the urges. I'm not even requesting for you to cease entirely, since that might be too much for you to handle without the necessary gumption you so clearly lack.

But it's okay, I'm glad we've covered the topic with suitable politesse and that we can hopefully continue our conversations in a more freely matter without such turmoil.

Your buddy,
Michelle Again (Newcomer)

P.S. Thank you for the warm greeting. I could feel it all the way from Australia!

 

[Syed]

Hi MichelleAgain (Newcomer with 2 Posts),

While you may not want to cause trouble, you being here is indeed causing me a load of -how do the commoners say-, grief. Yes, you're causing me grief. While I like to think of myself as a kind-minded individual and an ethereal being, I am indeed still a human, and thus feelings like grief, still affect me in the deepest crevices of my consciousness.

Thankfully, I regularly visit several therapists, as my mind is the size of a giant squid. I indeed do have urges that need dulling, but they are not of a paedophillic nature, rather, they are psychopathic. Such as right now, I want to slaughter you like a goat and wear your skin as a jacket. Thankfully my therapist Dr. Albert Ross has recommended a breathing excercise which lets me dull my urges.

Thanks for the conversation.

Yours truly, in life and in love,
Ix Syed xI

 

[MichelleAgain]

Hello again,
Ix Syed xI (Ex-Moderator, but current Sythe pedophile)

I'm afraid I might have had some mis-communication between me and yourself. Since I understand that you are an ethereal being, since I'm pretty much omniscient and omnipotent, I sympathise with your difficulties.

Although, I cannot say that having the mind of a giant squid allows you to have desires to see photos of a child's little squid. And most obviously you'd want to slaughter me, because you've been unnerved by my most obvious point. Sometimes I feel like this Dr. Albert Ross hasn't recommended the best solution which is to kill your virgy self.

Your welcome for the rebutal.

A goat waiting for the slaughter,
MichelleAgain (Newcomer and Defender of Evil)

 

[Syed]

Hi MichelleAgain or should I say FuckingWhoreUselessCuntAgain(sic),

Thanks to your post, I have decided that I am going to entertain my dark side, per se, and entertain my deepest desires that I have tucked away in the back of my mind as to not scare away my head-mates (two of which are squirrels), one such tendency is to jerk off to bestiality. I will contact an esteemed member of Sythe.org, Laptop65, who will provide me with such heinous material while sustaining a 3 inch erection.

Thanks again for the brilliant conversation and the bountiful knowledge you laid down on me tonight.

The star that shines the brightest in the night sky,
Syed (Ex-Moderator, current virgy)

 

[T V]

Syed, MichelleAgain

Since this is the General Discussiom forum, I feel obliged to submit my own thoughts on the matter at hand. Normally I wouldn't etertain the thought of doing something like this outside of the Spam forum, however, as of late I've been feeling like taking a walk on the wild side.

That being said, it is perfectly normally for a young man to have desires for a younger female; it is a well eatablished fact that this is a stage in life. On more than one occasion, I have found myself at my 10 and 12 year old cousins' school recitals, and I could not help but look at some the girls there and think, "Hot damn, I'd wreck that in 10 years."

In short, I just want to say that you are both very special individuals, and you need not reduce yourselves to shaming each other for the urges and feelings that nature bestows upon you.

Best wishes,

T_V

 

[MichelleAgain]

Hello,
Ix Syed xI (Ex-Moderator, once a virgy, always a virgy)

You're welcome for my reply. But your dark side is hardly dark compared to the black dick you crave. But honestly, this is mon visage when you told me about your bestiality tendencies. http://i.imgur.com/

I hope that we can be friends maybe.

The girl who would walk 500 miles for you,
Michelle Again (Newcomer, non-virgy certified)

 

[MichelleAgain]

Syed, MichelleAgain

Since this is the General Discussiom forum, I feel obliged to submit my own thoughts on the matter at hand. Normally I wouldn't etertain the thought of doing something like this outside of the Spam forum, however, as of late I've been feeling like taking a walk on the wild side....

Best wishes,

T_V

Thanks man for agreeing that Syed is a pedophile.
Much appreciated! We should go out for coffee sometime.

 

[Syed]

Hi General Discussion Forum,

MichelleAgain (Esteemed Virgy) is a lie and a cheat, and I fucked her mother.

Yours in truth,
Syed (Esteemed philosopher and current PhD holder)

 

[MichelleAgain]

Hello,
Ix Syed xI (Ex-Moderater, twelve year old who thinks Xs in usernames are cool)

I am not a fraud or a knave. My mother is twelve you fucking pedophile.

Soheil Golestanipanah's Second Wife,
Michelle Again (The girl who will anally destroy your ass)

 

[Lame]

this seems to be spam foum material.

 

[Syed]

Hi,

As you may have noticed, my derailment of this thread bore no fruit. It seems as if this discussion will take place whether I like it or not. So here we go.

When a Negroid woman from the sub-Saharan desert gives birth to a son, it is a custom that the father circumsphere his son and wear the foreskin on his nose for a week.

That being said I was born in a climate where rape, and murder was an acceptable pastime, I'd like to think that I can hold my own in the jungles of Vietnam against Viet Kong forces, but I fear I would not.

So I'm confined in the barracks, while my friends, my family are out fighting a war for your freedom. I just recently heard news of my friend Sgt. Steve McGee getting shot over Northridge, South 'Nam. As you may have noticed, I am currently devastated, he was my friend, he was my brother.

At the end, you may think war is a joke, but it's not. It's real and it's happening. So grow up and decide whether your menstrual cycle is important or our love.

Waiting for your reply,
Syed (The Mayor of Virgy City)

 

[MichelleAgain]

Hello,
.:iXX sY3d xxI:. (2006 Alumni of Virgy State Academy)

That was truly touching Syed, I cannot know the difficulties of war, and I cannot even begin to fathom all the troubles that these eyes would have seen. (http://i.imgur.com/tbDiZ.png)
I in no way think that war is a joke when these stoic eyes pierce my soul.
I'm sure we can put all the pedophilic accusations behind them, because we already know they're fact by now.

Words can't bring me down,
MichelleAgain (Daydream Believer)

 

[MichelleAgain]

this seems to be spam foum material.

You seem like virgy material.

 

[Syed]

I don't think you understand lol.

I'm a fucking virgin................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[MichelleAgain]

rofl... is that supposed to be funny??? or r u lacking humor like ur lacking sex u pathetic virgyyyyyy...... -.- smh

 

[Syed]

Lol, that actually hurt. Cya, logging off and never coming back.

 

[MichelleAgain]

ok make sure u log off real life and never come back.
ur virgyness is permeating my cool and cramping my style... le sigh.