Swapping 07 & RS3 (SwapRs)

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Joke of the day:

"Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?"

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.

The psychic tells him, "Yes, you are."

The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"

The psychic says, "In biology class."

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

A Pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's O.K.," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway.

Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl.

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?

America.

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red. Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, "Apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown." Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, it's a potato, but I like your thinking," the teacher replies. "Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard." Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, "A banana." The teacher responds, "No, it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, "Hey, I've got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it. It's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries, "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

 

[danconia]

BUMP

Joke of the day:

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

 

[danconia]

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Joke of the day:

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.