Survay phone calls...

4chan it up boi record it and send to me

 

If I'm already on the computer, I quickly pull up an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard and do the whole Detective John Kimble routine. Otherwise, I'll get them talking and start moaning in the phone and breathing heavily.

 

Heh. I see a 1-800 number or something like that and it's an immediate ignore!

 

Good stuff lol, laughed so much. Looks like you had fun with that.

 

If you tell them not to call you again they are not allowed to. If they do it is illegal.

btw they're surveys.

 

Haha classic. Brilliant.

And yes i spelled survey wrong. Thanks all

 

Sweet, I normally keep them going for ages and act really done and then eventually say to them "Have you ever felt the need to see a Doctor about your hearing?" and then they are like "No Sir I have not?" and I just scream as loudly and at the highest pitch I can reach (which is pretty high, my voice hasn't broken yet) and then yell "Well you certainly feel the need to see a Doctor now don't you!?". Then they start cussing in Indian and get all upset and put the phone down.

 

yeah, they give you a free trip to Burma, and all you have to do is pick up a small 4lb package and bring it home with you. It's that easy.

 

Messing with people who are just trying to do their job is not funny. I feel bad for the tele-operators who have to do this as a job.

 

yeah, their just doing their job, so they can better serve you in the future.

 

I hardy feel that selling me a vacation is going to help them serve me in the future.