Sunsta's poem about the stupid updates

On 10th december i woke up
Drank my tea through my favourite cup
Smiling i opened my PC
Thinking what adventures await me.

But as i opened my favourite game
looked at the rants there was nothing but flame
I wanted to check what made such a big deal
as i read through the updates i let out a squeal.

No More PKING! or so it seemed to be
no dueling either!? now i can see
why all the players are so mad
what jagex did was pretty sad..

Took away all our favourite stuff
covering it all up with some bluff
"real world item trading is the cause" they said
Now i wish i did andrew gowers mum in bed..

Now half the populaiton has quit
and most of the other half is chucking a fit
Fuck Your updates you pieces of shit
I dont like RS now, Not one bit!

Thankyou Thankyou! Produced by sunsta!

Tell me what you think guys

 

/throws tomato

 

Don't You have anything better to do than think poems about RuneScape?

 

LOL he copied some of that pome from the other dude!

Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunstas a dude that eats poo.

 

Roses are red, RuneScape is dead.
Sunsta its true, I can make better poems than you.

But not really -_-

 

It's alright, the "Andrew's mum in bed" thing doesn't make sense, but other than that, decent.

 

Looks like a poem from runescape official forums..

 

nah i made it last night =]

i think its alright for like a 5 minute job ..

but hey, i never said i was a professional.

and zuKi, which bits did i copy?

 

I think its good, saving those lyrics to my computer bro, if i find myself wid some energy, ill jump on the guutar and sing the cunt!

 

rofl funny^





its shit.

 

I threw a brick...

 

LMAO! thanks for the positive feedback..

and for the funyass telling offs -.-

i repeat it was a 5 MINUTE JOB .

 

"Now the gates have been unlatched, headstones pushed aside...corpses shift and offer room, a fate you must abide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

HAHA!! thats a pretty awsome poem!!

 

i lol irl when i saw these.

whats rong wiv u. theres always one aint there? one odd noob in the corner of the room with a pocket protecter reading pooems.

 

gimme a break! i jst realised i had an account so i got my pass and now i use sythe with an account
such a welcome ur giving me!!

 

lol ok ok sorry. btw fuckin love ur sig lol

 

i like the poem lol, i like that andrew part.im thinking bot quitting if pking isnt back within 3 weeks...