Suggestion: foreskin section

I'm fucking sick of associating with all these circumsized motherfucking losers. Bare head, baldy fucking losers. Pink dick, skinless, helmet motherfuckers. Hope you like not having a sock on your dick at all times. Oh, wore tights today so no pockets? Put it in the foreskin. Oh, you don't have foreskin? Red rocket mushroom cap Jeff Bezos fuckin ass

Anyway @Sythe can we have a section just for foreskinners?
Don't talk to me unless you have a healthy heap of flesh at the end of your Dirty Dan.

 

[President]

I'm fucking sick of associating with all these circumsized motherfucking losers. Bare head, baldy fucking losers. Pink dick, skinless, helmet motherfuckers. Hope you like not having a sock on your dick at all times. Oh, wore tights today so no pockets? Put it in the foreskin. Oh, you don't have foreskin? Red rocket mushroom cap Jeff Bezos fuckin ass

Anyway @Sythe can we have a section just for foreskinners?
Don't talk to me unless you have a healthy heap of flesh at the end of your Dirty Dan.

Sure. For the sake of inclusivity also include women

 

Let's add it to our profiles so we know who NOT to trade with

 

[NukeACola]

how do we confirm if someone had their foreskin nibbled off?

 

I'm fucking sick of associating with all these circumsized motherfucking losers. Bare head, baldy fucking losers. Pink dick, skinless, helmet motherfuckers. Hope you like not having a sock on your dick at all times. Oh, wore tights today so no pockets? Put it in the foreskin. Oh, you don't have foreskin? Red rocket mushroom cap Jeff Bezos fuckin ass

Anyway @Sythe can we have a section just for foreskinners?
Don't talk to me unless you have a healthy heap of flesh at the end of your Dirty Dan.

This would only serve to start a war with the skinless
The last thing we need is end to end, head to head and mouth to mouth combat
Now kiss and make up

 

You have my full support. I'm somewhat of an "only-skinner" which means that my foreskin to dick ratio is larger than 10:1. It's not a condition. It's a superpower.

 

Let's add it to our profiles so we know who NOT to trade with

One of the best suggestions thus far. Also, to show our active stance against the baldies I suggest that every proud flesh tube bearer is awarded the following:

- NO to bald caps

 

<---- make it a minirank NOW please

 

[NukeACola]

 

<---- make it a minirank NOW please

Why is it white
Racist

 

Why is it white
Racist

Circles back to Blupig’s reference to Jeff Bezos

 

Circles back to Blupig’s reference to Jeff Bezos

Ok? Jeff Bezos is racist for being white

 

Ok? Jeff Bezos is racist for being white

No Jeff Bezos is black

white is the new black son

 

No Jeff Bezos is black

using logic is extremely racist

 

[Juws]

You described me perfectly

 

[NukeACola]

 

I call for a discord meeting on Friday 6PM EST regarding OP's suggestion.
Identification by foreskin required to join.

 

Why is it white
Racist

Don't bring your shit into my thread!!!!!! We're united under one, true cause!!!!!!!!!! Skin colour, race, religion, do not define us!!!!!!!!!!! The flesh does!!!!!!

 

Don't bring your shit into my thread!!!!!! We're united under one, true cause!!!!!!!!!! Skin colour, race, religion, do not define us!!!!!!!!!!! The flesh does!!!!!!

Bro!! Don’t waste your energy on ignorant alopecia tips. Remember what’s important here: to unite with retractable brothers.

 

Don't bring your shit into my thread!!!!!! We're united under one, true cause!!!!!!!!!! Skin colour, race, religion, do not define us!!!!!!!!!!! The flesh does!!!!!!

I'm going to need pics to confirm