Suggest names for my bongs

[ChoccyBrights]

The big dirty perc one (fourth from the left) is names KAdolf (Kevin-Adolf (my name isn't kevin or adolf, I just really like the name Kevin))
Suggest names for the rest, I might or might not name them that (getting more bongs when im not broke)

I know it's spam section so feel free to shitpost, but i'm actually looking for legit names for them.

If you guys are also curious about costs
1st left: $7.99CAD
2nd left: $39.99CAD
3rd left: 4.5g
4th left: $100 USD on sale
5th left: 3.5g

 

[ChoccyBrights]

Shit bong 1,
shit bong 2,
shit bong 3,
shit bong 4.

5?

 

[Pendulum]

Be careful, weed is a gateway drug

 

[www]

I would name them vaders

 

[jackthehackm8]

niiiiiiiiiiiihhhggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Don’t. Do. Drugs.

 

1. tokey mctoke
2. smokey joe
3. slim-jim
4. you've already named that one
5. swiss-army dong

 

[Elon]

Lickity lack

 

[ChoccyBrights]

Be careful, weed is a gateway drug

I would name them vaders

1. tokey mctoke
2. smokey joe
3. slim-jim
4. you've already named that one
5. swiss-army dong

Hey those are actually nice names, I might consider some!

Lickity lack

which one lol

 

[Ed Sheeran]

I think you’re a cunt