SuF's mom is a bitch

[wombakage]

You don't tell your mother to fuck herself! I'm calling the cops! They will be here in about a day after a safety lecture and about a 6 hour drive from two miles away in their dumb cars!

Come in for tea time!

But mom, I just came in an hour ago for lunch!

I don't care! Come drink your tea so that people around the world can make fun of us collectively as a country for it!

Go fuck yourself mom! I don't want to be made fun of anymore!

You don't tell your mother to fuck herself! I'm calling the cops! They will be here in about a day after a safety lecture and about a 6 hour drive from two miles away in their dumb cars!

I don't fucking care! I'm taking the car and running. They will try to box me in with their mini cars and slow down to make me stop. For some reason they think I won't ram then and will just slow down. I don't fucking know why.

Fuck you and your fucking American thoughts! You're going to be thrown in jail for 20 years for ramming the cop you fuck face. I hope the judge at your trial fucking hates you, jackass!

Shes really mean

 

wait, the fuck.