Straight Nasty

fat guy casually standing at the side of the road holding his dick with his shorts to his ankles...

 

That made me lol so hard.

 

someones been sick in a night club and a mate has started reating his kebab that he just threw up .yuck

 

Some girl pissed on the floor, then fell on it, and then threw up (she was drunk)

 

Kid drank half a bottle of jack daniels he throws up on my mates floor. So we throw bread at him to eat. Which he just put on the floor which was covered in throw up. When we woke we could only find 2 put of 3 peices.

 

The nastiest thing I've ever seen was my friend stick his hand in his nut soup-infested pants, and share a sandwich with me.

 

I havent seen many nasty things, but I watched my dog throw up once then eat it :/

 

My dog eats my turtle's poop.

 

Weird thing is, thats actually sorta normal dog behavior.

 

oh yea, pff thats normal... when my dog was young he would poop, then start to eat it. We eventually went to the vet and she told us he had that abnormal behavior because he wasnt getting enough nutrients