Stitches.

[Snow Patrol]

Three of them to be exact, whoever can guess what I did to get them gets 5M

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

Walked into a door.
Facepalmed
Went to kiss bird and she gave ya a glasgow kiss instead.

 

[SexayMistahBee]

popped a big-ass pimple

 

[Corey]

You hit your head on the wall while rushing to a party.

 

[BEN007]

Fell over something or down the stairs?

 

[The Only Carney]

Fell in the shower

 

[bambino_91]

u tried to lick ur anus

and failed

 

[Itz Destiny]

I know it has to do something with something that would make you get stitches.... hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Scottay]

I l y.

 

[Delta Squad]

women in pictures means one of two things


shit accidently hit you

or

She threw something to you and you wasn't paying attention.

 

[Sanctuary]

Smacked in the face by a strap on?

 

[Tckr]

Walked into a door?

 

[Pokerking88]

Hit your head while sexing

 

[Piramid]

dick slapped straight into your eye, causing a rupture of the pupil which spread to the rest of your body, thusly making your penis fall off.

 

[Sanctuary]

dick slapped straight into your eye, causing a rupture of the pupil which spread to the rest of your body, thusly making your penis fall off.

Good god... he's brilliant.

 

[Imagine]

Tripped over something and slammed your head on stairs.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Whacked yourself in the face with nunchucks.

 

[BeeStar]

I never knew you were azn <3

 

[T V]

Um........ sadism?

 

[Snow Patrol]

dick slapped straight into your eye, causing a rupture of the pupil which spread to the rest of your body, thusly making your penis fall off.

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