[SRS] Victim Impact Statement [SRS]

M8, when you're born in Australia your butthole is born ready. The people's banana republic of Australia knows no bounds in the art of bum rape. Under native vege laws farmers can't cut down trees on their own fucking property. You can be charged (and I have friends who have been charged) for DRINK DRIVING ON THEIR OWN LAND. Can't own guns without a 'legitimate reason' which is one of the following three: You're a cop/sec guard, you own a farm, you shoot at a gun club. And then you have to actually have the bum rape police come out and inspect your gun safe every couple of years to make sure it's bolted to the floor and children (whether you have them or not) can't get in it.

This is the great southern land, home of the great floppy bumhole, m8. Don't even talk to me about how much bum rapage goes on here.

 

Do you mean the antarctic?

Hey you don't like that I want to use guns to steal all your stuff and microscopically control your life!? You could always move to Mars mane. And when thugs move there you could always move to Pluto mane. And when thugs move there you could always move to a different galaxy mane. Thug rule!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performative_contradiction

Also if you don't exist then why is your picture in the gay magazine stand at the news agent? Paki-fudge-packer Monthly I think it was.