Song Parodies

[larrytheking]

Ever came up with a stupid parody of a song? Ever wanted to post it online? Well if you haven't done it already, you're an idiot. Why? Because you have a Sythe account, of course!

Post your parodies here. That's right, here. If you come up with something funny, even if it's only half a song, just post it here. Let's all lol at our stupidities.

I'll kick it off with a parody of the captain planet theme song... called Captain Faggot!​

“Chips!”
“Coke!”
“TV!”
“Remote!”
“Couch!”
“Go Faggot!”

“By your powers combined,
I am Captain Faggot!”

Captain Faggot, he’s our hero.
Gonna take the ad times down to zero.

He’s our laziness magnified,
And his couch is pressed in on one side.

Captain Faggot, he’s our hero.
Gonna take the ad times down to zero.

Gonna help him put on the,
Star Wars trilogies over and over.

“Chewbacca is uber cool, Captain Faggot.”

We’re the Couch Potatoes.
You can be one too.
‘Cause sitting on our asses is the thing to do.

Using our whole body is not the way.
Here’s what Captain Faggot has to say:

“Crinkle-cut chips are way cool!”​

So... who's next?​