Somebody rap battle me

Because the official thread is pretty much dead.

 

Your mothers vaginal cavity is like wonderland
Every week she must fuck about 100 man
I was fisting that bitch the other day
And I'm sure one of them shuck my hand

 

you must be from fagland

 

Ill rhymes bro, in other words some sick shit,
Yo mamas 're so from the 90s bitch,
I'm the god, the almighty, the fucking creator of all,
And within 5 minutes it's over, on my legs you will crawl

 

Shit kid coming out of some bitch's piss leak.
Ain't nothing new, people like you come in each week.
Disappearin' by the time I close my eye lids.
One glance, I only see blood and you buried deep.

 

Blah blah blah is all I hear,
when you speaking that bullshit up in my ear,
Closing your eye lids is a sign for murder,
open 'em again, find yourself six feet under.

 

dope fiend Willy used to finger fuck my rims

 

The detectives came to me and I gave 'em an alibi.
Knew you bribed them so I paid twice the dime.
It doesn't matter if I'm buried six feet deep,
I'll just make the ground shake at 9.5 from underneath.

 

Six feet deep, fuck it, I'll just dig you up,
Grab you by your hair and make you swallow my glock,
Pull the trigger eight times, my clip is out,
You don't wanna fuck with me, you chose the wrong route.

 

You keep repeating about how great you are.
Bet you're just a country boy from Myanmar.
Your parents named you Harry so you could sound Western.
But trust me, everyone still thinks you're a guest there.

 

Western, guest there, make your rhymes fit,
Dude, look at me, it's pure fire I spit,
Proud to be a western, fuck them poors,
You ain't getting sympathy, that's for sure,

I'm not the guest,here, I'm everywhere,
'cause that's what the god's like, you're somewhere I'm there,
Not only am I great, I am divine,
Read that carefully, those were some dope lines

 

Narcissism is really unhealthy, ya know.
Oh well, it's not gonna be my loss that'll show.
You tryina teach me how I should be rhyming?
The level of your idiocy appears to be rising.

 

What you know about being bullied over half your life?
Oh that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half white
Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice
I'm eating you alive inside,
If you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down
You should be out k!llin mother!!ers right now!
Kill a mother!!er dead, k!ll 'EM DEAD !!!
Shoot 'em in the !!in head, GO AHEAD !!!
Slap my mom; slap THE !! OUT OF HER!
She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck out of ya

 

Shawty tryna fuck
so I drop my dick in ha gut

 

It's good that we got our personal knight here,
but calling me a narcist is self destructive,
Blame me for being a narcistic,
At the same time you're making fun of Myanmarese,
That's just wrong, you're being hypocritical,
leave that to me, I'm our personal criminal

 

That shit's 8 mile, ya lame troll,
Are you the worst here? Take a poll

 

Referring to the size of your penis

 

You sure got me there

 

hahahaha good one

 

Half this shit barely even rhymes, and it doesn't flow with the story. It's just like you're saying random words that you think sound cool together.

I say this thread needs to be closed.