Some various quotes i find

I find the following to be true, funny, or both

Dont sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - Kevin

The most common human frailatie is the need for importance - Dale Carnegie

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Ghandi

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, so why practice? - - Billie Joe Armstrong

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. - Hitler

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed. - Hitler

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Hitler

A single death is a tragedy, are million deaths is a statistic. - Stalin

Death solves all problems - no man, no problem. - Stalin

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben

The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer. - "Bliss"

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. - Jerome Blattner

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? - Ray Bradbury

Children are all foreigners. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. - Rita Mae Brown





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Feel free to post some that you find also, spam will be reported

 

i like these
theres one in my sig, but im not sure who said it

 

I like how you had 5 of Hitler and Stalin. Interesting. Also, I love Mitch Hedberg.

These are the favorites that I found:
An atheist ... is a man who destroys chimeras harmful to the human race, in order to lead man back to nature, to experience, and to reason. — Baron d'Holbach

From the first moment I looked into that horror on September 11th, into that fireball, into that explosion of horror, I knew it. I knew it before anything was said about those who did it or why. I recognized an old companion. I recognized religion. — Monsignor Lorenzo Albacete

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

We kill everybody, my dear. Some with bullets, some with words, and everybody with our deeds. We drive people into their graves, and neither see it nor feel it.

Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.

H. L. Mencken