some noob on xfire

[king protos]

so I was playing some rs and some guy msged me on xfire wanting to sell a mod account or something like that. It amused me his complete ignorance of the black market, so I thought Id share it with you =P


Note: Im zepwin, hes Jdot



Jdot: hey
Jdot: u want to buy a modded account on runescape
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you got any vouches from any sites?
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: and by modded do you mean it has moderator status?
Jdot: vouches
Jdot: lol
Jdot: yes moderator*
Jdot: i stoped playing runescape
Jdot: lil 89
Jdot: lvl* 89, and im a mod.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: o meh
Jdot: was i dont play anymore been trying to sell my account
Jdot: sercetly
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: so do you have any vouches?
Jdot: lol no
Jdot: it was my account..
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: k then no thanks
Jdot: how am i suppose to get vouches.
Jdot: it was my game account
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: dude do you even know what a vouche is?
Jdot: we'll ok if your not interested
Jdot: yes i do
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: its when someone says "oh yeah hes trusted, ive bought gold from him blah blah"
Jdot: but selling accounts etc is not allowed
Jdot: lmfao
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: no s hit
Jdot: i whouldnt have vouches
Jdot: if its not allowed
Jdot: whos gonna vouche
Jdot: use your brain
Jdot: we'll ok if your interested
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: Ive bought a 91, 92, 102, 86, and 79, I train accounts tehn resell them for profit
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: oh and btw
Jdot: ok cool
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: its caleld a BLACK MARKET SITE
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: sythe.org
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you might learn somethin fomr there
Jdot: lmfao!
Jdot: im not putting a modded account on black market
Jdot: i got modded account, and main account lvl 124
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you dont say its username, you just say its stats
Jdot: noo.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: modded accounts name? msg me in game
Jdot: foshegrosmom
Jdot: i just dont play anymore.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: well sicne you dont know how a blackmarket works, and im sure you dont even know what a MM is Im not interested
Jdot: ok lol

 

Fuck my life for reading this garbage

 

[gridsword]

argh my soul is gone.. thanks a lot -.-

 

[orlando_jordan]

what a loser and a scammer

 

[playgames3]

waste of my time.

 

[Unit]

bit of a retart?

 

[holycracker]

there goes his mod status

 

[Horror]

Five minutes of my life back please.

 

[BootyLove]

You're a slow reader ^.

 

[Tacs]

honestly. it took me 40 secs top

 

[Magma Force]

There goes about 62 seconds of my life i'll never be able to regain back.

And another 15 for typing this up, thanks.

 

[xxenriquexx]

wow this is totaly pointless

 

[Cut Throat]

are you stupid throw this into the {stupid retard Post section}