here is a guide for the newfags.
1. Lurk moar. Don't just hit the spam forum link for the first time thinking that you can post things like "raspberry titties" as a title and inside have a flood of animated cows.gif. Read some threads before you post a new thread, and you will find that all the topics are relevant to something, not just random spam.
2. Don't come into the spam forum acting like "O hai guise I'm a newfag, please rape my face" in an attempt to make people like you. This results in massive amounts of flaming.
8. Pretending to know something that you obviously don't is doinitwrong. You are trying to hard for people to like you.