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  1. Bring Me The Horizon

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    so i woke up with a boner...

    and my mom walked in the room. i only have a sheet over me. it was morning wood and i think my mom saw the rising in the sheets. my boxers kept my dick from sticking straight up but my mom said "im going to work now" quicker than she ever has before, and left.

    wat do.
     
  2. grasshopper1494

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    so i woke up with a boner...

    lmfao. I lol'd irl


    Awkwardddd.lol
     
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    Shout omfg and say why didn't you fucking knock?
     
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    so i woke up with a boner...

    tl;dr
     
  5. Syed

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    so i woke up with a boner...

    tightey whities
     
  6. Plznate

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    seductively remove sheets to reveal your throbbing manhood, then invite her to partake in the goodness?
     
  7. grasshopper1494

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    thats nasty nate. HIS MOM
     
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    That's an image i would rather have never had. Damn joo nate. D:
     
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    yyeeeeaa bboooyyy props to bmth for hittin it
     
  10. Kadaj

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    shoulda popped it out and been like [​IMG]
     
  12. Bring Me The Horizon

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    fuck you =[
     
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    Take it as a sign to fuck your mother senseless.
     
  14. Bring Me The Horizon

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    [​IMG]
     
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    See, even louis agrees with me : D
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Bring Me The Horizon

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    newfag with old join date D:
     
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    so i woke up with a boner...

    This happened to me except it was at a hotel with my whole family there and I was asleep in the middle of the living room for like 2 hours while they were awake.
     
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    Icwhatudidthar
     
  20. Grave

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    so i woke up with a boner...

    should have tapped that while you had the chance
     
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