50 posts... Ahh 50 posts... I remember when I got 50 posts and decided to come to spam forum... Worst decision I've ever made. It'll grab you and drag you in. The fellow prisoners are not supportive.
Welcome to this hell we call home. We have no choice but to. First the prisoners will call you all sorts of fucks and bitches and newfags. Newfags have no status. You'll be criticized on every post because you're disgusting. You'd be better off dead. Somewhere deep down inside I feel sorry for newfags because they have no clue how much of a fag they will become.
There is also the Fag King, they call him JohnK. He'll make you want to be more a fag no matter how much of a fag you were before you came in.
Once you become more accepted by the prisoners you'll move on to a "Fag" instead of "Newfag". At this stage you'll get a bit of recognition. Maybe someone will lol at one of your posts here and there. But mostly they will criticise you for being such a fag. A kid named Alma Mater is at this stage, he has a long way to go because he came here not expecting to become a fag. What a fag...
Next we have the fucks. Theyre inbetween a Fag and Oldfags. This position is only gainable by acceptance amongst the Fags and a few Oldfags. Only a few are at this level. They arent very important, but make themselves out to be. People such as Laptop and Mastercheif. They're accepted, but they're weird. Its as if they're eager to be fags...
The last stage is an oldfag. The faggest of the fags. They've been here and cant remember when they joined. There wasnt a 50 post requirement back then, so they got hit full force. No warning. Nothing. So theyre completely fagged out. Most Oldfags have been banned 3-6 times. I sometimes feel sorry for them. They seem to forget that they are fags sometimes because they've been fags for so long. They usually go back to the older pages of spam forum to reminisce on all the memories and envy their old friends who've made it out of the spam forum.
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Youre a fag.