So I have a weight impediment...

[jeckyll jeckyll hyde]

Heres a tip, go out side, exersice eat fruit and vegetables? Go to the gym. Don't come here asking people on a "cheating site" how to lose weight because it's obvious the majority of people here are fat.

B-b-b-but I had to laugh at this... f-f-fat ass.

Lol, Trolled ftw.

 

[Kristian4th]

I'll fund a Gastric Bypass (Lap-Band) surgery.

risk of death, but should rid you of the problem.

And that shit sticks with you for life, he'll be underweight when he's older.

 

[white_razor0]

The problem is this topic is made to further take the piss out of Guide, it's a trolling topic and should be locked.

 

[Bring Me The Horizon]

I said to be nice to the other kid but this thread just made me die laughing. You've made my day, +1.

 

[O2]

So I'm fat, what's easy ways to lose weight without much exercise, since I have a very fragile spine, that causes immense pain.

Thx.

Liposuction. Not easy but it'll git-r-done

 

[SuF]

Eat any of the many types of worms that will survive inside of you.

 

[Carlton]

>_> Let us hope this thread is not a joke.

Well, I'll take it that you really are suffering from weight problems, as this in General Discussion.

Maintain a healthy diet. E.g Bring in more Meat, Vegetables and fruit into your diet. Quit the McDonalds and crap, It's not needed, It's shit. Along with Chocolate, and lollies. Fuck that crap. Get rid of it.
Walk around for at least 15minutes a day. Go take your dog or your cat for a walk.
Just because you have back problems doesn't mean you cannot do exercise. You can run, walk, lift weights (Certain exercises, obviously). Just keep a healthy diet and chuck the crap, do at least 15-30minutes exercise 3-5x a week and you'll be fine.

ipro healthfreek.

 

[white_razor0]

It's not a genuine topic ^

 

[Dalpra]

It's not a genuine topic ^

Yes, it is.

I've met TDD in real life as he lives just down the road, and he is extremely obese.

 

[Noobkillerah]

...your spine is fragile because you don't excersise much. Start slow...i dont know, 5 pound weights, maybe like 3 pushups at a time. Then when you start feeling a bit better, do a few situps a day. and work up from there. you should be fine in about a few months...also do a bit of jogging. or even fast walking if it is done once a day.

 

[Louis]

Go to weightwatchers. They gave me a brilliant eating plan and helped me drop down from 200lbs - 159lbs in around 5 months,without excercise, and still losing an average of 1lb a week.

 

[yo123]

Jenny Craig's!
iT'LL WORK!

 

[morttt]

Is this pepper the vegetable or pepper the condiment?

What measurement of condiment should we be eating?

 

[Graham]

You would have to tell us more about the persistent problems with your spine. I couldn't really say much until I know how severe or mild your spinal problems are.

 

[blindkilla]

This thread was a troll.

 

This thread was a troll.

I mean, based on his posts I can tell he's obese. So on topic, go exercise and quit your bitchin.

 

[Kadaj]

You say you love your food. Do you eat ALOT or do you just eat unhealthy food?

I'd just suggest sorting out a balanced diet. Also, there should be some excerise out there that you could do without hurting your spine, there must be.

 

[Syed]

I am obese and I just masturbate alot, I eat nothing but spinach! Popeyes ftw! AY!

 

[Tgump]

Successful troll is successful.