So i bought a chicken sandwhich at lunch..

[Nick the Beast]

and it was burnt sad freaking day ;(

 

[Heads447]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Heeatz, Feelgewd, Delta, TTB, -Ryan, Art, hattez, shawty, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and ALL of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

 

[ilovegold69]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Feelgewd, TTB, Art, hattez, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and all of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

 

[Zeus22]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Feelgewd, TTB, Art, hattez, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and all of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

wherres my shoutout?

 

[Nick the Beast]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Feelgewd, TTB, -Ryan, Art, hattez, shawty, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and ALL of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

glad i could help you out man!

 

[Zealot Reyes]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Feelgewd, TTB, -Ryan, Art, hattez, shawty, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and ALL of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

Onlyquotingtofitin

 

[Trin]

Bravo, well deserved, Heads.

 

[Time To Buy]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Heeatz, Feelgewd, Delta, TTB, -Ryan, Art, hattez, shawty, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and ALL of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

Love it

 

[Lean]

Next time I hope its raw you ungrateful bastard...

 

[nodnarbusn]

Insert copy pasta here.


Now everyone quote me

 

[ilovegold69]

An essay on Newfags​

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Newfags, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. There are many factors which influenced the development of Newfags. Remarkably Newfags is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that Newfags is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Newfags by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he shead new light on Newfags, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Newfags irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Newfags. I haven’t. If society has a favourite child, it is Newfags.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Annual
Military
Budget

Newfags

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well the annual military budget world wide are driven entirely by Newfags. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - 0

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by award winning journalist Xaviera Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Newfags to politics is 'participation'.
Since the Renaissance Newfags has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude Newfags has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, it stimulates and is a joy to behold.

I will leave the last word to the famous Demi Travolta: 'You win some, you loose some, but Newfags wins most often.' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

 

[Nick the Beast]

Next time I hope its raw you ungrateful bastard...

it was as hard as a rock :'(

 

[Trin]

it was as hard as a rock :'(

That's what she said.

 

[BGlave]

That's what I said.

Fixed.

 

[Trin]

it was as hard as a rock :'(

That's what she said.

That's what I said to N4N0.

Fixed.

Fixed:fixed

 

[Nick the Beast]

oo what kind of hard things

 

[Naxious]

OMG I feel so honored to be the first post. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the first post has been a dream of mine on Sythe for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends FishFishy, Jack Goff, Heeatz, Feelgewd, Delta, TTB, -Ryan, Art, hattez, shawty, Marrow, Nero, Dj, and ALL of spam forum for always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

lol'd

 

[TJOC]

Ketosis is a condition in which levels of ketones (ketone bodies) in the blood are elevated. Ketones are formed when glycogen stores in the liver have run out.

The ketones - acetoacetate and *-hydroxybutyrate - are used for energy. Ketones are small carbon fragments that are the fuel created by the breakdown of fat stores. Ketosis is potentially a serious condition if keytone levels go too high.

However, when the body is in ketosis the individual tends to feel less hungry, and will probably eat less than he/she might otherwise do. The body switches from being a carbohydrate-burning organism into a fat-burning one. The fat stores become a primary energy source, and the person loses weight. That is why low-carb diets have become popular, and effective, especially among obese people.

The modern human body in most societies usually metabolizes glucose from carbohydrates for energy purposes, rather than energy from fat. If there is not enough glucose (from carbohydrates) in the bloodstream the body draws on fat stores for fuel, causing the appearance of ketones in the blood. Ketones are produced by the liver from fatty acids.

We need proteins and fats for building and repairing tissue and cells - proteins and fats can also be sources of energy. If necessary, the body can get all its energy from fats and proteins.

Our brain can use glucose or ketones for energy; it cannot generally burn fat for energy. A study carried out at the Psychology Department of Tufts University in Medford, Massachusetts found that women on low- or zero-carb diets performed worse in memory or thinking tests than women whose diets were not low in carbs.

When there are plenty of carbohydrates in the body, it breaks them down into glucose, which is then converted into energy and transported into the cells of our body.

If glucose cannot be broken down, as may be the case if the insulin levels are too low, or if there is a lack of glucose, then the body has to break down stored fat and convert it into energy. Metabolizing fat raises blood ketone levels, leading to ketosis. Ketosis can occur with Type 1 diabetes (not enough insulin), alcoholism, starvation, and with a low-carb, high fat/protein diet.

Ketones consist of acetone, acetoacetate or beta-hydroxybutyrate. Very high ketone levels can be toxic, making the blood more acid, and may damage such organs as the kidneys and liver.

The human body tries to lower acetone (a ketone) levels by breathing it out, causing a sweet and fruity breath. We also reduce keytone levels by expelling them through our urine.

 

[shawty]

rip chicken :,(

 

[MurdShop]

did you eat it still ?