I was playing football one sunay with some n00bs irl. We got bored to decided to play smear the queer. Some asshat who I had been shit talking gets the ball.
My friend Hit him really hard and sed him flying... Into me.. I go in to tackle him and the bastard throws his elbow, whips it around real fast and nails my ass right in the eye.
So I have a huge bruise.. I didn even know it was possible to get one as purple as mine is.. Like imagine a purple grape. Thats how purple it is. All over. Oh and to make matters worse its 2 weeks before homecoming. it better not still be there or I'll be pissed..
So far it turned out to be a good thing
My friend Hit him really hard and sed him flying... Into me.. I go in to tackle him and the bastard throws his elbow, whips it around real fast and nails my ass right in the eye.
So I have a huge bruise.. I didn even know it was possible to get one as purple as mine is.. Like imagine a purple grape. Thats how purple it is. All over. Oh and to make matters worse its 2 weeks before homecoming. it better not still be there or I'll be pissed..
So far it turned out to be a good thing






