So a black kid bought chicken today....

The nigga bought chicken to school for his homeboys and top rank bitches so he got busted a cap in his ass to be exact and went to the office. then he told the principal the word on the street that niggas love chicken and koolaide to wash it down and he said he'll never find the stash. at the time the school went on missing chicken alert. good thing he kept extra's in his locker . he almost got to bang this chick till her boyfriend pulled up in a low rider, good for kids bringing chicken to school.

(Ghetto version)

 

Your attempt to be funny failed/racist/whatever you were attempting failed severly. Just leave.