Smelly Problem

[win4fun]

Hey so second time this has happened and its fucking annoying. Anyway, for some reason skunks have a fascination with crawling into our air ducts and spraying in the middle of the night. Last time this happened the house smelled like skunk for a week and so did I. I tried wearing cologne and some scents to mask the smell until the house airs out a bit but it almost made it worse and I generally now reek of skunk...Anyone have any idea how to make the smell dissipate faster or mask it a little? Its embarrassing walking around smelling like crap

Kinda embarrassing but hopefully someone finds my misfortune entertaining and is able to help me with this smelly problem

 

[alsoforgotmyusernamenpass]

Probably buy new clothes whilst your current ones air out (if you have a balcony, use it else hang to dry on a window sill after washing them thoroughly on a low temperature and good washing up tablets) or cover yourself in piss which is the only thing stronger (I'm kidding about that last one). I'd recommend some household items but I am not Canadian, what we have over here you may not have over there.

Also, poison the cunt.

 

[ThomasH]

Buy the following

baking soda
liquid dish detergent
Hydrogen Peroxide
Chlorine
Aerosol

Google for instructions.

 

[pooned]

Soak your clothes if the smell in some laundry detergent in the washer. As for your body I would just take some baths with some Epson Salt. That draws toxins out of your body, might be worth a shot.

 

[deadn00bwalk]

Pooned is right about the epson salt, Put your clothes in tomato juice, Works well, It is a natural Extractor. And then wash them. This doesnt help with the smell in your House, But really poisen the cunt..... ^^ find where and how they get in, And block it off. If you catch em.. Kill em.. Goodluck bud

 

[nodnarbusn]

tomato juice and epsom salt are a step in the right direction, my dog has a habit of fighting anything she finds near the house. she got on a skunk and killed it getting sprayed in the process.

i didnt have tomato juice atm and bathed her in ketchup and tomato soup hahah. took several washes but she stopped smelling for the most part, it takes time to completely disapate.
Baking soda should help clear the smell in your house just buy several boxes and place a few places, preferably one or two in your air duct.
As for cologne being ineffective for covering it, it may be that civet (skunk) glands are used to MAKE cologne...

 

[Infadel]

Hey, a good option is to take a bath in someone else's house, and change to a new sets of clothes there while your at it. For your house, you could get pest control to locate and remove those skunks because if you choose to ignore the fact that they are present in your house, you will never solve this problem. A Skunk would let out a stinky spray if it feels excited or if it feels that it is in danger. Being in an air duct would trigger that excitement/fear as there would be sudden bursts of air. So you got to get them out of there. Hope this helps Good luck and I hoped that you will be able to solve this problem

 

[ETPSales]

What infidel said.

1. Try finding the source, and then adress it.
2. Enjoy smelling bomb

 

[Divine_God]

Sorry about the skunks.

It's probably not YOU that smells so try wearing clothes that were just washed ect. You just can't let whatever you're wearing/taking to school saturate in the smell.

There are a lot of cleaners you can buy at the stores. For now though the best thing to do would be air it out and run a fan blowing air out the windows/doors.