Skater14

[Afee]

The kind of girl who is ALWAYS happy. She tends to have the biggest bootie in the bunch and she knows how to work it. Her freakinsh giggle draws u in and she feeds you pop tarts- she got bags full of em'. And she is always getting them puppies to mate like there aint' no tomorrow. Watch it girl. Basically this girl rox your sox. Skater14 = super chicka!!
Sythe: " Omg, see that girl feeding the little kids pop tarts? Thats mother fucking Skater14 man!!"

MegaMatt: Woahhh fuck man did you hear that noise??

Afee: Oh that's just Skater14. She is laughing at the grasshopers again.


idc if ur a guy.

 

[Skater14]

he wuvs me

no we're not gay

1:30 in the morning on a spam thread

kinda crazy

I wish I had boobs

they're amazing

I'd play with them, bounce em around a little.

Flash some kid for $20, become a whore

buy a big mansion, fuck 24/8 (I'm so rich I bought myself a whole other day, It's called Skaterday).

And then I live a happy life of money and sex.

 

[Afee]

you'd like getting fucked wouldn't you.. LOLZ
Jay k.
It's 1 thrity there too?
Gasp

 

[Afee]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

[Skater14]

Ya!

California FTW

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

Chorus:
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

Chorus

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

 

[Skater14]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sorry to say but you're song is gay.

Mine's better.

Hold on, fucking some chick for $100.

 

[Afee]

Ya!

California FTW

Me too!!! Holy shit...
Now for some random shit!
Snail Trail
When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets
Adam was doing Alex when he pulled out, she chased the carrot all the way across the room leaving a hell of a snail trail.

 

[Skater14]

 

[Afee]

k
Your pic deserves the Roflcock award.
This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

 

[Skater14]

k
Your pic deserves the Roflcock award.
This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

 

[Afee]

why you hate me so much?

 

[Skater14]

 

[Meh Milkie]

I gave a little kids my milkie and he Screamed....