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[SuF]

Self hosting and runs itself?

Node is just an alias for "node node". It just runs itself

 

Just a heads up that the site will be marginally slower over the next week in the leadup to xen. (We're reshuffling server pools.)

I'll reshuffle YOUR server pools baby :love: :love: :love: :love:

Node is just an alias for "node node". It just runs itself

Wow dude so you're islamophobic then eh?

 

Node is Javascript sk clearly it is self hosting and runs itself. Soon the kernel will run in the cloud instead of locally. Local programs are dead and everything will have to be written in node to be webscale using Mongo since it's webscale. Or you can write stuff in other languages and it will compile to asm.js because that's what runs everything and what the kernel will be written in because it's Web scale

I too can write stuff in other languages

 

[ilovegold69]

tfw sith gets destroyed by oldfag watch an lern kids

 

[ASAPgang]

hey richard have u tried windows 95???

 

[SuF]

I too can write stuff in other languages

It's just a monoid in the category of endofunctors

 

[Rsps Buyer]

Self hosting and runs itself?

Can we get spoiler tags fixed? as well?

 

[Xier0]

Can we get spoiler tags fixed? as well?

Spoiler: They aren't broken

:love: :sick: :'( :nuts: >_< :laugh:

 

[Flamedog]

Node is just an alias for "node node". It just runs itself

dafuq?

do you even know the difference between a relational database and nosql? With web applications like forums it's hardly a good idea to go noSQL since you lose basically all table relations. Not to speak that SQL databases functions great with even millions of rows, depending on how the query/tables are structured. I would pick structure over a minor speed increase any time of the day.

Also Nodejs is written in C/C++ and you seem to think Javascript is a very solid language: I like Javascript and I use it a lot, but its architecturally one of the worst because of dynamic typing and different engines running everywhere.

Just posting this out here so people might read some stuff that is actually accurate and useful

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Node is just an alias for "node node". It just runs itself

sythe.org
home of the node node

 

[Syed]

god bless you suf - this thread was a great read

 

god bless you suf - this thread was a great read

Support +1

 

dafuq?

do you even know the difference between a relational database and nosql? With web applications like forums it's hardly a good idea to go noSQL since you lose basically all table relations. Not to speak that SQL databases functions great with even millions of rows, depending on how the query/tables are structured. I would pick structure over a minor speed increase any time of the day.

Also Nodejs is written in C/C++ and you seem to think Javascript is a very solid language: I like Javascript and I use it a lot, but its architecturally one of the worst because of dynamic typing and different engines running everywhere.

Just posting this out here so people might read some stuff that is actually accurate and useful

Where did you get that you lose all table relations with NoSQL? The model is perfectly capable of upholding Web 2.0 standard applications. Its biggest limitation is maturity and a rising popularity before it's completely functional. A forum would run fine on NoSQL, though you're right in that it would offer few benefits over a regular relational database, especially since Big Rich has notified me that all Sythe's servers use SSDs now. Query time would likely be comparable, so no point in a switch. A forum running on a NoSQL paradigm would do just fine though.

Also a bunch of Node.js' basic modules are made in straight Javascript. I imagine that the heavier shit is C/++, but yeah there's a huge portion of that framework that's made in plain ol' JS.

 

[I Am Hunter]

5char

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

Lmfao some serious nerds in this thread. Speak your korean apostrophe crap to your gay little IRC channels, not here. Youre lucky I dont fucking kick the shit outta all of ya

 

[SuF]

dafuq?

do you even know the difference between a relational database and nosql? With web applications like forums it's hardly a good idea to go noSQL since you lose basically all table relations. Not to speak that SQL databases functions great with even millions of rows, depending on how the query/tables are structured. I would pick structure over a minor speed increase any time of the day.

Also Nodejs is written in C/C++ and you seem to think Javascript is a very solid language: I like Javascript and I use it a lot, but its architecturally one of the worst because of dynamic typing and different engines running everywhere.

Just posting this out here so people might read some stuff that is actually accurate and useful

Relational databases are relics of an older slower time. Since we have new CPUs we need to run new software with new design methodologies or the software will run slowly. Since Mongo doesn't use SQL its faster because there is one less thing between you and the data which obviously to any fourth grader makes it much faster. No one needs data stored to disks these days. Disks are too old school and we just rely on memory since servers never crash and if they do who cares since data is no important. We create data so fast these days it doesn't matter if we lose old data because we can't store that much anyway. I'm not sure where you got the idea that Node runs C++. Node runs Javascript on the backend without the need of a web browser. It certainly doesn't directly run C++ but you can run VMs which run on node you just need to run "node node vm" and you get a VM and then that will automatically translate whatever you give it into javascript so node can run it. So then you can run C++ as javascript which since its new it will be much faster.

 

[video]

u kno wut wud be nice is some free minis mister sythe

 

dafuq?

do you even know the difference between a relational database and nosql? With web applications like forums it's hardly a good idea to go noSQL since you lose basically all table relations. Not to speak that SQL databases functions great with even millions of rows, depending on how the query/tables are structured. I would pick structure over a minor speed increase any time of the day.

Also Nodejs is written in C/C++ and you seem to think Javascript is a very solid language: I like Javascript and I use it a lot, but its architecturally one of the worst because of dynamic typing and different engines running everywhere.

Just posting this out here so people might read some stuff that is actually accurate and useful

In case you didn't get it SuF is pretending to be a retarded nosql fanboi when actually he's just a retard

Where did you get that you lose all table relations with NoSQL? The model is perfectly capable of upholding Web 2.0 standard applications. Its biggest limitation is maturity and a rising popularity before it's completely functional. A forum would run fine on NoSQL, though you're right in that it would offer few benefits over a regular relational database, especially since Big Rich has notified me that all Sythe's servers use SSDs now. Query time would likely be comparable, so no point in a switch. A forum running on a NoSQL paradigm would do just fine though.

Also a bunch of Node.js' basic modules are made in straight Javascript. I imagine that the heavier shit is C/++, but yeah there's a huge portion of that framework that's made in plain ol' JS.

^ whereas bluepig is both a retard and a retarded nosql fanboi

subtle but important difference

 

Just a heads up that the site will be marginally slower over the next week in the leadup to xen. (We're reshuffling server pools.)

Dont forget to swap the noodle pods to the whirlsniffs otherwise someone might pocketjack ur server code and hit it with their bot net

 

[Dom Mazzetti]

bluepig is a retard

SPOILER CONFIRMED!!! Name change incoming, confirmed by big Rich, Blupig -> bluepig must be made as a sacrifice to change Loyal's name back. You heard it here first, lads.