Sit on grave's lap

[Pockets]

WARNING: Choking Hazard, not for children under 3 years of Age.

Sorry man but due to safety reasons Grave probably shouldn't buy that for you.

 

[Shall Skill]

Cologne, please

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/variants.aspx?prod=195488900&ctlg=010_Guys&cid=1002&source=1&size=

 

[Grave]

Okay, i obviously got a lot of requests and being the fag I am I also completely forgot about this thread until now. I'm just going to mutli-quote all 6 pages and go through them in about 15 minutes. If I don't respond to you, it probably means you're an idiot and either requested something way too expensive, trolled, or forgot to give me a way I can actually send it to you, like giving me your address, you moron. Also, I will only count one request.

Here goes.

$30 off what I owe you....

Done.

A kiss, if that fails a job please.

Job's open for you. Putting you on priority until Jan 1
http://www.sythe.org/other-services/1506786-rsultimate-llc-job-opportunities.html

I want a new beanie hat

http://www.amazon.com/Blank-Beanie-...e=UTF8&qid=1354550629&sr=8-31&keywords=beanie

You never picked a color so I'm going with the default gay light blue you possibly linked me to. Grats on not being a fucking retard and actually giving me your address.

Xbox membership.

PM'd you a 3 month code.

500gp.

Go on RSUltimate and ask for 500gp. Show them this message as proof.

A job at RSU and 10m free rsgp for signing up to the crew :3

See above; you get second priority if you apply and your 10M.

25$ donator :3

Putting in the request; you should get it soon.]

$5 donation to sythe in my name pl0x

Done; should get it in a few days.

2000 Microsoft points would be nice

Close but no dice; learn to pick a denomination that actually exists.

Xbox membership cutie

PM'd you, scammer.

800 Microsoft Points would be awesome!

Sent; check PM box.

a cellular device

Bought you an LG Optimus Elite prepaid phone, but you didn't provide an address so I sold it on Amazon.

all i want for christmas is you

No.

a mother and father who love me..

Your father loves you. Just learn to accept his mistakes. Your mother on the other hand will always think you're a virgy nerd so I can't help there.

100M RSGP, a serious request. Thanks c:

Go on live chat by January 1 and get it. Make sure you give some kind of proof like a private message.

Some Steam games worth playing.

Got you the only game that's on sale and didn't suck balls. If you already played it, too bad.

a torchlight 2 Gift? id love that for christmas.

Err, going to give you like a day to let me know if you still want it and give me your steam username.

100-200M would be nice too

Fuck you.

$15 amazon giftcard. I can include a lap dance. In irc you said you would fuck me. So it could be a win win situation.

You didn't include an e-mail and I'm too lazy to see if you have an MSN in your signature, so I created [email protected] for you which you can access on www.rsultimate.com/webmail and the giftcard is in there. Password is PM'd to you

Xbox Live, I don't eve have xbox rofl

PM'd it to you little bitch.

Changed my mind i want to stay f2p.

5-10m RSGP would help a lot.

Or

Help your gold site/sales out

Okay, go on RSU chat and show them this for 10M.

irl pic

Done.

http://www.amazon.com/Anarchy-Onlin...qid=1354607927&sr=8-2&keywords=Anarchy+online


This for my collection, only 2.99!

Good game, no address.

P2p

You mean membership code? Sent.

a post card with a nice poem.

Don't send post cards to business addresses, but something will be coming on your Facebook wall that will be pretty close.

I have folders full. Will send for monies.

For Christmas, I want Soheil to care about me for a whole year.
Oh, and that he cums on a picture of me.

Fine; but let me get a nice load ready for you first and my printer fixed.

Making me a 5$ Donor to Sythe Sweetie santa <3

Done.

I would love you forever for 100K Kegs of Beer. I'm @ 12K and they are very difficult to buy....

Make Syed do it.

WoW Subscription?

Money for a new phone?

Weekend with Syed? ^_^

Sending you WoW timecard.

i lied buy me gw2 or rs mems so i can make the monies grave

PM'd you membership code.

Ok here it goes...
I want
http://pcpartpicker.com/parts/partlist/
New Avatar
900 more vouches
2k more posts
158 gp
some $
title of official rs skiller slave of rsultimate
a game such as Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm
become cool in la sythe
a Walrus
you to have a nice Christmas

tl;dr

[email protected]
http://www.jcpenney.com/dotcom/gift...s/jcpenney-e-gift-card/prod.jump?ppId=157d43b code... maybe...? ty for considering pappa grave

edit without editing: a target gift card code works too........

Sent but I can't change the fact that you will be a virgy forever.

All I want for Christmas is you re-banned. Really upset to see you unbanned

I'll do an SRB just for you soon.

10 dolla to feed the fam pls santa grave

PP: [email protected]

Don't like PP; you're out of luck.

I don't want it shipped, just pass me a code, thanks.

Err, I already deleted your shit so I don't remember what you asked and I'm not getting you it. I guess Richard didn't call me a dick for no reason.

mfw u dont buy me new gfx card

( ° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

I loved these as a kid: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004TXNR/ref=gno_cart_title_1

PMed my address.

Edit: No I didn't. Your inbox is full

I did too. Send me another PM and I'll still get you it.

Dark Knight Rises

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Dark+Kn...u-ray+Disc/6934558.p?id=2610734&skuId=6934558

<3<3<3<3

You're a fucking idiot. I abstain.

I've been wanting this beanie propeller hat for probably a decade now.

http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Propell...sr=8-1&keywords=rainbow+beanie+propeller+hats

As controversial as this word is, the only one that can describe this hat is "swag".

Edit: Darn, your inbox is full

PM me again. You're gonna look like a complete fag though.

To be a $50 donor cause im too cheap to do it myself

A little too high, and you didn't respond to me. I was gonna meet you in LA.

fun steam gaymes

Don't see you on my steam freinds wetf.

A Russian bride and a $10 Steak n' Shake gift card..

http://www.steaknshake.com/gift-card/e-giftcards

remember what I did for you that one time

I paid you that one time. I'm not going to get you either of those because of the stupid russian bride joke, but I'll send you a nice dildo to your house if you message me your address.

Cologne, please

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/variants.aspx?prod=195488900&ctlg=010_Guys&cid=1002&source=1&size=

Fuck you scammer.



Also to everyone who is getting some kind of code, there may be a delay.

 

[BeeVer]

Okay, i obviously got a lot of requests and being the fag I am I also completely forgot about this thread until now. I'm just going to mutli-quote all 6 pages and go through them in about 15 minutes. If I don't respond to you, it probably means you're an idiot and either requested something way too expensive, trolled, or forgot to give me a way I can actually send it to you, like giving me your address, you moron. Also, I will only count one request.

Here goes.



Done.




Job's open for you. Putting you on priority until Jan 1
http://www.sythe.org/other-services/1506786-rsultimate-llc-job-opportunities.html




You never picked a color so I'm going with the default gay light blue you possibly linked me to. Grats on not being a fucking retard and actually giving me your address.



PM'd you a 3 month code.



Go on RSUltimate and ask for 500gp. Show them this message as proof.



See above; you get second priority if you apply and your 10M.



Putting in the request; you should get it soon.]



Done; should get it in a few days.



Close but no dice; learn to pick a denomination that actually exists.



PM'd you, scammer.



Sent; check PM box.



Bought you an LG Optimus Elite prepaid phone, but you didn't provide an address so I sold it on Amazon.



No.



Your father loves you. Just learn to accept his mistakes. Your mother on the other hand will always think you're a virgy nerd so I can't help there.



Go on live chat by January 1 and get it. Make sure you give some kind of proof like a private message.




Got you the only game that's on sale and didn't suck balls. If you already played it, too bad.



Err, going to give you like a day to let me know if you still want it and give me your steam username.



Fuck you.



You didn't include an e-mail and I'm too lazy to see if you have an MSN in your signature, so I created [email protected] for you which you can access on www.rsultimate.com/webmail and the giftcard is in there. Password is PM'd to you



PM'd it to you little bitch.




Okay, go on RSU chat and show them this for 10M.



Done.



Good game, no address.




You mean membership code? Sent.



Don't send post cards to business addresses, but something will be coming on your Facebook wall that will be pretty close.



Fine; but let me get a nice load ready for you first and my printer fixed.



Done.



Make Syed do it.




Sending you WoW timecard.



PM'd you membership code.



tl;dr




Sent but I can't change the fact that you will be a virgy forever.



I'll do an SRB just for you soon.




Don't like PP; you're out of luck.



Err, I already deleted your shit so I don't remember what you asked and I'm not getting you it. I guess Richard didn't call me a dick for no reason.



( ° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)




I did too. Send me another PM and I'll still get you it.



You're a fucking idiot. I abstain.



PM me again. You're gonna look like a complete fag though.



A little too high, and you didn't respond to me. I was gonna meet you in LA.



Don't see you on my steam freinds wetf.




I paid you that one time. I'm not going to get you either of those because of the stupid russian bride joke, but I'll send you a nice dildo to your house if you message me your address.




Fuck you scammer.



Also to everyone who is getting some kind of code, there may be a delay.

didn't get a code

let me change it to $7 to my pp

 

[Jiwi]

i saw you on tc so nvm homo

 

[Tornstol]

is this still up?

 

[Grave]

i saw you on tc so nvm homo

I had a cool (maybe nude) photo for you ready but

Jiwi has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

 

[n4n0]

He actually gifted me a steam game.


GRAVE IS TRYING TO BUY MOD D:

 

[rickjames928]

He actually gifted me a steam game.


GRAVE IS TRYING TO BUY MOD D:

jesus man that giraffe is freaking the fuck out.

and i pmed you grave.

 

[BeeVer]

Grave My Next Wish Is For $7


wait i nvr asked for xbl -.- santa got me wrong gift smh

 

[mage3158]

I'll send the address, brbz

 

[mage3158]

Yo PMed

 

[thatguy1234]

i didnt get quoted..

 

[Grave]

i didnt get quoted..

There, quoted

 

[DMR]

then 15M gp plz santa grave whereever u r

 

[Heads447]

you fucking ignored me? im on the first page...?

 

[Grave]

you fucking ignored me? im on the first page...?

urrmo8==Duth

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Okay, i obviously got a lot of requests and being the fag I am I also completely forgot about this thread until now. I'm just going to mutli-quote all 6 pages and go through them in about 15 minutes. If I don't respond to you, it probably means you're an idiot and either requested something way too expensive, trolled, or forgot to give me a way I can actually send it to you, like giving me your address, you moron. Also, I will only count one request.

Here goes.



Done.




Job's open for you. Putting you on priority until Jan 1
http://www.sythe.org/other-services/1506786-rsultimate-llc-job-opportunities.html




You never picked a color so I'm going with the default gay light blue you possibly linked me to. Grats on not being a fucking retard and actually giving me your address.



PM'd you a 3 month code.



Go on RSUltimate and ask for 500gp. Show them this message as proof.



See above; you get second priority if you apply and your 10M.



Putting in the request; you should get it soon.]



Done; should get it in a few days.



Close but no dice; learn to pick a denomination that actually exists.



PM'd you, scammer.



Sent; check PM box.



Bought you an LG Optimus Elite prepaid phone, but you didn't provide an address so I sold it on Amazon.



No.



Your father loves you. Just learn to accept his mistakes. Your mother on the other hand will always think you're a virgy nerd so I can't help there.



Go on live chat by January 1 and get it. Make sure you give some kind of proof like a private message.




Got you the only game that's on sale and didn't suck balls. If you already played it, too bad.



Err, going to give you like a day to let me know if you still want it and give me your steam username.



Fuck you.



You didn't include an e-mail and I'm too lazy to see if you have an MSN in your signature, so I created [email protected] for you which you can access on www.rsultimate.com/webmail and the giftcard is in there. Password is PM'd to you



PM'd it to you little bitch.




Okay, go on RSU chat and show them this for 10M.



Done.



Good game, no address.




You mean membership code? Sent.



Don't send post cards to business addresses, but something will be coming on your Facebook wall that will be pretty close.



Fine; but let me get a nice load ready for you first and my printer fixed.



Done.



Make Syed do it.




Sending you WoW timecard.



PM'd you membership code.



tl;dr




Sent but I can't change the fact that you will be a virgy forever.



I'll do an SRB just for you soon.




Don't like PP; you're out of luck.



Err, I already deleted your shit so I don't remember what you asked and I'm not getting you it. I guess Richard didn't call me a dick for no reason.



( ° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)




I did too. Send me another PM and I'll still get you it.



You're a fucking idiot. I abstain.



PM me again. You're gonna look like a complete fag though.



A little too high, and you didn't respond to me. I was gonna meet you in LA.



Don't see you on my steam freinds wetf.




I paid you that one time. I'm not going to get you either of those because of the stupid russian bride joke, but I'll send you a nice dildo to your house if you message me your address.




Fuck you scammer.



Also to everyone who is getting some kind of code, there may be a delay.

RSU livechat? will do c:

 

[DMR]

then 15M gp plz santa grave whereever u r

 

[Frank0929]

Thank you Santa Claus. Gonna buy lots of Amazon porn now.

Edit: got 2 dudes 1 lightsaber on sale.