Simple joke thread

[S0ck Babies]

This may be floating around somewhere but I just want to make a nice joke thread. If it is somewhere Then lock or move this one please =)


My idea is just say if you have heard the joke said above and rate it out of 10. No points or prizes.. Just jokes =)

Ill start it off corny as it may be:


A Blonde, A Redneck, A Black Guy, A Priest, A Rabbi and Helen Keller walk into bar..
The bartender looks at them all and says, " is this a joke?"

Enjoy

 

[diabl0]

A guy walked into a bar... It hurt.

 

[Belumoth]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An Alge-bra

What does a nosy pepper do?
Get's Jalapeño business

2 part jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his gay friends house
Knock Knock
Who's there
The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
she has no arms
knock knock
who's there
not Sally

 

[Donald Duck]

Y did le dinosaur cross le road?

Cause le chickens wern't around den

Mwawahaha

 

[S0ck Babies]

thats a good one

2 lesbians and 2 gay men are in a hotel and they are racing to the next destination. who gets there faster?

The gay guys, they packed early.

who had a faster overall pace?
the lesbians, they run lickidy split

 

[Laptop65]

 

[S0ck Babies]

thats great... wheres that at =P id love that deal.

 

[BoxyBox]

I didnt get it at first, and then i was like MURICA!

 

[Donald Duck]

 

[Hubbalicious]

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

...Because the grass tickles their nuts!

 

[S0ck Babies]

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

...Because the grass tickles their nuts!

that made me trolololo.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender to give him 12 shots he just did his first blowjob. The guy downs all 12 and the bartender says here is the 13th on the house. The guy looks at the bartender and says," If 12 shots didn't get the taste out then the 13th won't either.

 

[Krenshaw]

A guy walked into a bar... It hurt.

Lmao, remembering this one

 

[Hubbalicious]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[S0ck Babies]

bust
up
my
pretzel


How did Helen Kellers' parents ground Helen Keller?
They rearranged the furnature

 

[Noli]

 

[S0ck Babies]

lol thats cute.


Why don't women need licenses?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

 

[S0ck Babies]

once a day bump

 

[Laptop65]

 

[S0ck Babies]

wow. I leave and posts are removed? whys