Is That Fucking Shamwow? Back The Fuck Up!

I <3 shamwow.

 

*sigh*
take it over to /b/

 

Old extreme advertising meme is old.

 

hahaha, I laughed

"It's so fucking extreme that it'll even absorb your fucking dog"
priceless

 

at the local mall, they have fucking 7 STORES.

 

I <3 shamwow.

 

Hits From Tha Bong

 

Go back to /b/.

 

I'm sold.

 

Rules 1 and 2.


NOW.

 

You don't go there, so stop pretending to.

And it only applies to raids.

 

psh even /b/ fags don't go this old

 

Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong
Hits From The Bong

Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come aloooong
and take hits from the boooong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, Exhale - just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin me stoned
Home skillet, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take Hits from the bong...

Hits From The Bong y'all
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong

Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it, don't straaaain
I love you Mary Jane
She never complains, when I hit Mary
With that flame, I light up the cherry
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don't get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water
Is Makin' it pure so I got ta', take my hit and hold it
Just like Chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on...
As I take Hits from the bong

Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?
Hits From The Bong
Can I get high?

Straighten your dick out...
Can I get high? ...

 

so much fail its unreal