Yea, if they like flossing while they're fucking sucking you off.
Call them a fag for noticing... Or say your girlfriend loves that shit.
Well thanks for all the serious answers on the first page and a few on the second the rest of them kind of got cared away.
My dick is like an airplane.
Seriously, someone lock the thread, lol
Seriously just sit there with the biggest pubes possible in the shower, and laugh at all the un developed guys.
I shave a lot... Also if you want to put your clippings in a baggy, and mail them to me I would be glad if you did.

