I'd like to share a tale

Hello fellow sythe members, I would like to share a heartwarming story with you all which focuses on quite possibly one of the greatest/most ingenious scammers this website has ever seen. For the sake of this faggot's identity, he won't be named. We'll just call him Autism to preserve his name.

It all started when I began to look for somebody to do a castle wars service for me on a fresh lvl 3 account, needing 380 tickets. Luckily for me, I stumbled across Autism rolleyes- who happened to be offering a free cwars service, wow! Originally, he was only going to do 50 tickets for me for free and then I'd be on my own. However, Autism was very generous and he decided to offer getting me the other 330 tickets for a mere price of 15m 07. He'd even let me pay after the service was done, what a guy! I thought it's a lvl 3 account with nothing valuable on it, no stats to speak of, I don't have to pay until after- I can't get scammed! Well little did I know, Autism was such a good scammer that he actually... scammed himself. That's right folks, take a look for yourselves...



The monster rapes the account, achieving 3 defence in the process. This was only the beginning of Autism's plot though...



Autism was obviously no idiot. He knew I'd probably try to kick him off of the account so he buried his treasure somewhere along the plains of Gielinor, knowing I'd have no chance to retrieve the tickets myself. He had me by the balls and he knew it. How was I going to get myself out of this one? In all my years on Sythe I had no knowledge of how I'd get out of this scheme.



Even botted 26 mining on it and thus ruined a near perfect account but the carnage just doesn't stop...



He ends my misery with a killshot. He changed the incredibly sought after rsn "Merkster" that I had on this beauty to "Niki245". He knew I'd have no choice but to shell out 3m if I wanted to keep this gem. Thus, in the end - Autism prevailed. He lives on to vade another day.



I would like to thank anybody that read through and listened to my sob story. Pray for Merkster/Niki245.


His watch has ended.

 

too long, didn't read

 

it was actually a solid read ur loss

 

reconsidered and gave it a read. you were right, it's 10/10

 

instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ceiling fan

 

This story made me smile

 

This story made me gay

 

I dont understand this kid, he was doing my halo the same time doing nikis, and i was allowed to log in, change password and set a registered email before paying him 10m. Weird thing is i have like 7 vouches not 100. Wonder why he pulled the bullshit to you and not me. Sucks he did that to you, mine had the name "Pink Taco" attached. Sad asf though.

 

Im not the only one this fucker got

 

I don't know why you're complaining? It was a level three to start with.. start over. .

 

Good read, 5/11

 

i didnt read it but i reckon it'd be 5/7

 

I lol'd

 

The journey started out as a lvl 3 but it was 40 mage in the end so it was lvl 23???

Anyway the thread is meant to be a joke, go be annoying somewhere else.

 

I still dont get it... u made it out like u dont like the acc.. so start over

 

He's probably like 15.

He also didnt understand that if you scam him he can still report you and you can get prosecuted for it, then he scares himself into thinking he has got to pre-emptively scam you before you scam him, only a fucking autist retard 15 year old , or maybe chloe would do that.

 

Why are you so obsessed with me?

 

Yeah that's what I figure. Would've never noticed he even got banned if he didn't tell me himself. He also fucked over others that weren't paying/supposed to pay him anything as well so kid was obviously just a douche