Sentence Story (Game)

You just have to continue the story by running on from the sentence the last person wrote.

Rules:

1. One sentence per post
2. You can only post after another user. (I.e. no double posting.)
3. Images only when appropriate for the story and will take up your turn

Might be some participation miniranks handed out if its good.

I'll start it off:
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The plane was late.

 

[Plznate]

The plane was late.

Because there were so many snakes on it.

 

[AmitZ]

Because there were so many snakes on it.

And the snakes caused

 

[candarin]

And the snakes caused

poisonous venom in my ass.

 

[AmitZ]

poisonous venom in my ass.

Which later got sucked by a passenger sitting next to

 

[Feelgewd]

poisonous venom in my ass.

shits green doodoo all around the toilet.

 

shits green doodoo all around the toilet.

but little did we know Samuel L. Jackson was on the plane too

 

[Feelgewd]

little did we know Samuel L. Jackson was on the plane too

and samuel L. jackson was a snake too.

 

and he was all like "mothafucka"

 

[RSWhat]

shits green doodoo all around the toilet.

which led to a bad

 

[RSWhat]

and he was all like "mothafucka"

im about to whoop that

 

coffee machine malfunction, causing the plane to dive unexpectedly

 

[Feelgewd]

which led to a bad

a situation that bigrich also shits green doodoo :O

 

[candarin]

a situation that bigrich also shits green doodoo :O

Which Feelgewd eats

 

meanwhile in canada

 

Which Feelgewd eats

candy apple for breakfast, lunch and..

 

[Feelgewd]

meanwhile in canada

bacon eats you

 

and comes from a bacon tree

 

[Feelgewd]

and comes from a bacon tree

the tree has an avarage dick size of an asian man

 

the tree has an avarage dick size of an asian man

that is found in south Cambodia