Rofl read this crap.

My friends mom is worried about him playing with himself she showed him this read what this says. its funny how people think like this.


# ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne.
# DEPRESSION: Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy – the most likely cause is chronic masturbation.
# DESIRE FOR PRIVACY: Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to desire privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating.
# "ROCK" MUSIC: Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation.
FADDISM: Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to masturbate, either



heres how to stop it rofl.

# Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of masturbation.
# Monitor your family's use of the restroom. Not only will this prevent masturbation, it will prepare your teens for today's workplace, where corporations are stepping up their surveillance of employees' bathroom usage.
# Throw away your television. There is absolutely nothing of value on television. Everyone should be reading their Bibles or working, not watching filth like Baywatch or Star Trek.

Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child.

wow how sad people actually follow this stuff.

This is from a pamphlet my friend josh's mom got at some bible convention from this shit scares me really i think some cult leader wrote this. its called "STOPING YOUR CHILDREN'S EVERY DAY DEMONS" some wack job left wing radical wrote this. it also talks about sex, video games violence etc.

 

Successful troll is successful.

 

ROFL! What the heck. Where did you get this?

 

Agreed.

 

I don't lock my door

 

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

All of that is severely wrong. How is rock the devils music and masturbating doesn't cause acne at all.

 

Shit wonder what the hell listening to death metal is considered...

 

Omg, that is just so fucking stupid. Masturbation doesn't cause acne, I'm the living proof
And I am also not depressed.
I do listen to rock music and I have "rebelled against God", since I am an atheist.
And WTF, Peer pressure and masturbation?
Masturbation is something good, they make it sound like something bad.

 

Ya... i Lol'ed in real life after reading this, It's so weird how parents don't like there kids doing it

Although, if you're morally against abortion, i can see why

 

Masturbate, all the cool kids are doing it.

 

It's obviously wrong, it's a joke I assume. I mean, it mentions all the things which a normal teenager enjoys, almost making masturbation a normality. I assume that some believe it is an abnormality to masturbate, when it's not. The bottom section of the posts alludes to the point that it is a joke by eliminating the things which normal teenagers and young adults enjoy.

 

Hahah this is rich. I remember a troll site about a minister or some church guy giving advice to parents about masturbation. Truly hysterical.

 

Retarded, filling such lies in a childs head.

 

Could very well be true, but I could easily see that being written by a religious organization many years ago.

I thought you were banned.

 

Lol.

"Rock N Roll"

K.

 

ROFL where did you find this stuff.

ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR.

Ive had my parents walk in on me once. VERY awkward.

 

is it true that it gives acne? cause i might want to stop

 

grease from your hair gives acne, so go take a shower -.- and not being on the comp helps idk y

 

aha thanks, my friends was saying stuff bout how he stoped jerking the meat and his pimples went away, i take showers everyday, and use acne products.

 

rofl..this is the stupidest shit i have seen