i would never buy a shitty iphone, you cant even put more ram in it like i can with my android root i downloaded last night! i am such a lecomputer genuis i am able to customize all of my widgets and features! why be close minded and buy a phone you cant do anything on like sheeple. revol in the freedom of android my brothers!
*tips fedora*
*wipes cheeto dust on cargo pants*
*finishes 2L of mountain dew*
*chuckles at mindless apple fanboys waiting in line for new phone*
*places order online for yearly android phone to avoid human interaction*