Riddle thread! Post riddles inside.

[nicktheh]

>_< FINE... it was grass i was kidding about the wheels...
OH!!!
is it language?!?! xD?

 

[LoganHirst]

i did its language lol... u can go ahead and post a riddle =]

 

[nicktheh]

ben... is your's language xD?

mine was grass... but i was joking about the wheels

 

[nicktheh]

okay. riddle . hmmm.

while i was going to st ives i met a man with seven wives,
each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens,

how many people were going to st ives ?

 

[Buns and Cheeks]

One, you never said anything about the man/ or his wives going there.

There are 10 birds on a tree, you shoot and kill one, how many birds are there now? (Live ones)

 

[bennytheberry]

You're in a box, there is no way to get out. How do you get out?

 

[dorantes1995]

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

 

[MatthewGor123]

It's daytime? :O

That's almost as easy as this one:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

 

[Benwise]

The other person catches the ball, and throws it back to you.

 

[dorantes1995]

It's daytime? :O

That's almost as easy as this one:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

THrow it up a ramp?

 

[Shin]

It's daytime? :O

That's almost as easy as this one:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

Throw the ball in the air??
Like, throw it up, because it will stop, and then right back down?

My riddle:
What seems to get continually wetter as it even dries off?

 

[dorantes1995]

I have another one

What Has thousands of holes yet holds water

 

[dorantes1995]

Throw the ball in the air??
Like, throw it up, because it will stop, and then right back down?

My riddle:
What seems to get continually wetter as it even dries off?

Towel?

 

[Fate1]

Throw the ball in the air??
Like, throw it up, because it will stop, and then right back down?

My riddle:
What seems to get continually wetter as it even dries off?

A towel!??!

 

[Shin]

I have another one

What Has thousands of holes yet holds water

Well, if we'll continue in the bathroom, I'd call that a SPONGE.

Towel?

Of course.

 

[Kashif]

unb4nn3ds is a sponge

 

[Benwise]

Ill post one..

What stinks while its living, but smells good when its dead?

Pretty simple.

 

[LoganHirst]

a pig

What is as large as a castle, weights less than a feather, but 100 men and their horses can't move?

 

[Arya]

Gravity?

What weighs more, 100 pounds of bricks or feathers?

 

[Benwise]

Clouds?

And the answer to mine was livestock in general.

And to James or Arya, They weigh the same, its 100 pounds of each.