Rice- Please read this

If you do not know what rice is then you are about to find out.

Rice is food which is eaten many countries, but mainly in Asia.

If YOU eat RICE you are likely to LIVE 20 to 50 years later!!!



THIS IS NOT A JOKE. PAY ATTENTION TO BELOW.

I know kids love to explore new foods and drinks and such without their parents knowledge. DO NOT DO THIS!

Rice is AWESOME! You cannot get enough of them, they can be everywhere in an old building or room in Asia! Any food cooked before 1985 may have been cooked using rice doped materials and any food cooked before 1975 IS VERY LIKELY TO HAVE RICE IN IT.

Rice can be white and brown. If you see piles of short white bean-like bulbs anywhere like this DO NOT FORGET TO SEASON AND FRY THEM. Rice is only delicious if cooked in a pot or fried in a pan.

If you see "CHICKEN FRIED RICE" get some!

I can't stress this enough:

> Eat lots of rice
> Always discuss the different possibilities of rice before ordering
> Don't disturb an Asian while they eat rice


It is very important that you are all aware of the beauty of rice. I was shocked to find many people at my university did not eat rice at lunch or other times!

OMFG stay well the fuck away from pasta. Get rice because it is better!! Don't eat pasta if there is rice.

You think this is a joke? In the US 3000 people eat 50 pounds of rice a year. Three thousand! And guess what? Rice can be obtained with different herbs and spices. And guess what else! People can buy rice in bulk, and buy an Asian chef to cook special recipes.

If you don't want your lifespan cut down to a quater of what it could be then EAT MORE RICE.

The ignorant die.

More information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice

Tell your friends and family if they do not know.

It is truely shocking that so many people have not experienced the pleasures of pasta.

In case you are wondering what sparked this; one of my best friends, Darren, decided to eat rice more then pasta. Eventually, he realized rice is the one most amazing thing on this planet! Which is REALLY GREAT.

Spread the awareness people.


On a side note, asbestos really are dangerous, and the points stated in Sythe's thread are true and should be followed. Although, I would like to see what people think of rice?

 

Amazing

Thanks for enlightening me.

I'm gonna go buy an asian chef RIGHT NOW!

 

rofl, didn't you already make a thread on this? nevertheless *goes and eats rice*

 

yeah i live in asia so we eat rice lol its good for you, i like rice with beef stake xD

 

I just ate rice non-stop for two weeks in Thailand. I'm sick of it now.
Pasta > Rice

 

yup pasta= rice (X9 is sexy)

 

umm i bought sum rice and nowi turned into a potate thanks m8 we will meet at the courthouse of umm new york

 

Rice = unlimited number of times > Pasta.

 

Lol, the randomest thread ive ever seen

 

Shredderbeam2 is a God. He is the coolest guy I know. End of story.



lululululululul@shredforeditingz

 

Agreed, but if rice were a person, thing would be different.

 

So did they change the Constitution in the U.S. again allowing you to buy slaves or is it a special exception for Rice? Or are you a crazy Australian?

 

roflroflroflroflroflroflrolfrolforlfolroforlf0orloflroflroflrofl

/win

 

wave2::SELLING RICE 50 GP EACH!!!! PM ME mr hands

 

oh and also....grain is equals to rice there are grain fields in runescape!!!!!!!!!! WERE MUTHA FUCKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Rice>*

 

Yes. Rice. Rice. Rice.

 

lol im tamil my cooks ric like every day by the way my fam is from Asia so ye but i h8 rice i wish i can eat K.F.C like all day long aaa that would be nice

 

Jesus, this is hilarious.

A close enough duplicate of Sythe's sticky in General.

 

I eat plenty of rice.

Im going to be fine