revenge on a bitch?

[Bro.]

well im not gonna go into too much detail but today a girl threw sweet tea at me in my 1st period math class.

the story is that i made a facebook status about her because shes a bitch and manipulates people. me and my bestfriend,weve been friends since we were in cuba when we were 3 by the way, have just started being friends again. The reasons we were not friends for a year is because this girl, we will call her bitch(lol) , kissed me assuming that i would want to do more and have sex with her. At the time this happened that bitch was dating my friend and she basically lied to him and blamed the whole thing on me and said that i kissed her and blah blah blah. I cant believe he believed her over me but whatever.

Anyways yesterday i posted a long facebook status about her,without mentioning her name in it so i dont get in trouble at school, Basically calling her a whore and a manipulative bitch and told her that i hope she changes for the better because right now shes a sad cunt and that she didnt deserve to be with my friend and she fucked him over, because she did.. she physically abused him one day and cheated on him a good 4-5 times lol. Probably more.

I mean its not just me that doesnt like this girl. Its a whole bunch of kids from my school,even other schools. Just everyone knows her and hates her. She even had a trend started on twitter about her and how nasty she is.

Anyways after seeing that status last night, which i deleted an hour later because i even felt bad, she was waiting by the door drinking a sweet tea from chick fil a and i didnt even look at her because i dont even have that much respect for her and i just went and sat down and was about to start doing my work before she came over and was across a row of desks like this

desks=[]

[][][][]
x <-bitch
[][][][]
o <-- me

then she asked if i had anything to say to her and i told her that i already said everything on facebook last night, then she throws the sweet tea,over the desks, and at me. She took the lid off and everything. And then she walks out the class. I was so pissed that when i got up and left the class, like 4 students followed cause they said i looked like i was so mad i was about to chase her down the halls and beat the shit out of her..And i would have honestly decked that bitch if she wouldnt of walked out... but anyways i just played it cool and went and dried my shirt off in the bathroom ( she had bad aim so i wasnt very wet,what a dumb bitch) anyways i came back in the class and cracked a joke about it and broke the tension and then just chilled for the rest of class.

now i need to know a way to get revenge. Dont say to not do anything.. because i will do something.. Im not gonna do anything extreme like beat the shit out of her or anything, but yeah just tell me what you guys think? maybe ill leave a flaming bag of shit on her door step? what would you guys do? like honestly?

Oh and if you read all this thanks

TL;DR some bitch threw sweet tea at me in class and i wanna get her back, any suggestions?

 

[Laptop65]

Oh to be back at school...

Sounds like you need to ignore this 'bitch' and move on with your life. People like that aren't really worth your trouble.

 

[Dave.]

don't start facebook drama :|, remove her from your life and move on with your life.

 

[_Corey_]

Offer her a sweat tea, and act like your apologizing, but piss it it beforehand <3

 

[Dave.]

don't call people out on facebook it makes you look like a faggot, remove her from your life and move on with your life.

Fighting with girls will get you no where, just focus on you, she sounds like she needs to be dropped.

 

[T V]

just let karma do it's thing. She will get hers in time

 

[Bro.]

Laptop and Dave. Thank you for your answers, but im not gonna just get disrepected like that and not do something.

and corey, thats too much lmao. Come on people im looking for some sneaky shit she wouldnt expect!

 

[Bro.]

don't call people out on facebook it makes you look like a faggot, remove her from your life and move on with your life.

Fighting with girls will get you no where, just focus on you, she sounds like she needs to be dropped.

guess im a faggot.

i didnt call her out really, i indirectly got some shit off of my chest about her on facebook. She deserved it anyways.

 

[anonpanda]

guess im a faggot.

i didnt call her out really, i indirectly got some shit off of my chest about her on facebook. She deserved it anyways.

Why don't you file a police report on her? That is the best payback considerable, anything being thrown on another individual is considered assault.

 

[bad_moose]

To be honest I'd just be a bit more mature about the whole thing and steer well clear of her. If she's that much of a bitch then I'd say it's in your best interests not to involve yourself with her.

 

[nodnarbusn]

Sounds like you got what you deserved for causing e-drama, drop it and be a man about it. Move on, stupid bitches arent worth stressing over.

 

[SkyLights]

Shave her head.

 

[woodcut ox]

( she had bad aim so i wasnt very wet,what a dumb bitch)

^ i lawled,

Anyway since you stated your not going to be mature, i suggest putting liquid soap over her windshield before school, let the sun beat on it so it becomes nearly impossible to get off without hours of endless scraping.

 

[Shall Skill]

Man up and stop tackling this situation like a girl. Go on with your life like she doesn't exist. Be mature.

 

[Judo]

Everyone who has put 'move on' hasn't read the post, he specifically said he's not going to leave it so im gonna be really immature and have fun with my suggestions.

Offer her a cigarette, pull one out half way out the packet and make her bend down to get it, as she opens here mouth, punch her in the jaw, this will break her jaw and you will feel really fucking good.

If you're not going to be that brutal, I'd just do something really subtle, something like burn her house down...Joking, I'd just constantly piss her off, make it look like you're deliberately winding her up, basically be a cunt, that way you'll enjoy it and she will be really angry. Win

P.s i laughed at the fact you call her bitch and your desk arrangement is sick

 

[Infadel]

Hi. From your post, I can actually see that you are cyber bullying. I mean I understand that she affected the relationship between you and your friend. Since things are better between the two of you now, why don't you just let it go? It's your fault for posting mean things about her. You could have simply moved on. I mean I would personally be really angry if someone posted mean things about me online. Revenge is never the option. If you want, you can bring this up to a teacher but then again you are also in the wrong as you were cyber bullying. Right now, I reccomend that you don't do anything. As mentioned above, she's a girl. Even if she's a bi**, you should still be a gentleman and leave her alone. You can be the better man and ignore her. Just because you walk away from a fight doesn't mean you are a loser. That my advice

 

[SexayMistahBee]

Hi. From your post, I can actually see that you are cyber bullying. I mean I understand that she affected the relationship between you and your friend. Since things are better between the two of you now, why don't you just let it go? It's your fault for posting mean things about her. You could have simply moved on. I mean I would personally be really angry if someone posted mean things about me online. Revenge is never the option. If you want, you can bring this up to a teacher but then again you are also in the wrong as you were cyber bullying. Right now, I reccomend that you don't do anything. As mentioned above, she's a girl. Even if she's a bi**, you should still be a gentleman and leave her alone. You can be the better man and ignore her. Just because you walk away from a fight doesn't mean you are a loser. That my advice

Not exactly worded in the best way, but I'm going to have to say that I agree with Infadel

And like he and other people said, just leave it. If everybody hates her like you said, then there will be plenty of people whispering and snickering behind her back, and she would notice that.
that's good enough karma in my opinion.

 

[Annex]

IMO lean sweet tea over on the door on the inside of her locker then when she opens the door it will fall all over her and get her soaked.

 

[DipperBaby]

One of my pet peeves... Indirectly talking shit about someone on Facebook. If you have shit to say say it to the persons face.

 

[Rockerr]

Throw a desk at her.