requesting a siggy

1. Text - OMGWTFFTWN00B
2. Font - jaggedy
3. Colors - KBD cave
4. Style - intimidating. I want like a cartoony (similar to r2pleasants) of like a little noob in bronze looking up at the KBD (very dramatic please =))
5. Border - nah
6. Animation - nope
7. Dislikes - me kicking the KBD's butt, I want it kicking mine!

First post your price, cause I may not be able to afford. Don't do it unless you know I can afford