[Request]Mentor For MY Photoshop Newby Self[/Request]

Hi, I need someone willing to volunteer their time to help me with photoshop and help me with stuff. im sort of retarded in this area, and even the most basic of tutorials make me go ' Lolwut?'

If you're kind enough to help em please add [email protected] to your msn, or if you have Skype add jookerz. Or PM me.

TYVM in advance, it is very appreciatated.