Real-World trading before January

So, would this work?

Me and a friend are exchanging money for items. We are connected to different IPs.

He says "Quitting RS! Free Items! Merry Xmas" and I offer to trade. He "randomly" picks me and puts a Santa Hat (I was buying 20m, I can just sell the Santa after). We accept and I act suprised.

Would this work? It may be flawed, as I'm using a n00b acc, and they may suspect something (I just made it on the 8th, to rant about the update. I also liked how the user "Excite Bike" was avalable).

So opinions? Comments?

 

So, can anybody tell me if this is foulproof? I'm doing everything perfectly. BTW, the person is NOT added on my Friends List, so there is no history of me ever knowing him. Ever.

 

Nothing is 'foolproof' but many more-obvious methods have worked fine.