Rap battle.

[Cucumber]

lol...................

 

[b4d1]

lmao you think your so tight
you couldnt steal a unlocked bike
go to zaxby's and you will see
your on dollar menu on my favorite zalad

heres another mini

yo cucumber i need advice
should i cut you up in pieces
or should i dice?

lol..

 

[Fear Da Ocelot]

Yo, yo my name is joe
my pants fall down
and my boxers show


Total Ownage

 

[b4d1]

lolloll!!!!! good one dude lol

 

[Jimi]

lol nice and like ur advise one bad

yo cucumber... i dont know whats funny
you act all good hunny
one day babey u guna gep poped
and nones guna tell the cops
ul be down there wid my bro mops
down under ground and ull stillget hurt
blood pooring from your veins
never stop bleeding
jsut pain pain pain
jsut hoping it will stop as me ad bad stand on top
lookin down on you like u meant no squat

 

[Cucumber]

I guess if you want to go freestyles

Yo jimi why you a bitch thinking you can step
this shit is to easy like taking a kid out to recess
I pop bullets that will dent your bulletproof vest
better yet i'll take a knife to carve my name in your chest
this freestylin shit is alrite i suppose even though it's too basic
i think you need to reform your structure and punches so just face it...
I didn't know you were a girl jimi so just chill pecker
spitting shitty ass rhymes still won't up your record
look at my raps to yours, it's like i just tore em
please don't come back seeing how your the weakest in this forum

 

[b4d1]

dang that was nice lol i give up -.o

 

[ragalshnagal]

ooo my turn ^_^


Rap sucks, rap sucks, it really really sucks,
why am i doing this idk,
go eat some fucking snow

When i hear rap, i go insane
in the membrane,
you dig?
dog,diggy,dog ,dig ,dog?diggy?dogdog?llama?

so just go lay down by the bay,
eat some hay,
because its ok
we all know raps gay!

\../ ROCK ON (>.<)

 

[b4d1]

wow your making fun of rap?
i got one about rock sec

you think rap is gay and rock is coola
i have more jewels than ya jewela
you think you can come around me you foola
go back home and play with ya 2 inch toola
cuz i have news for your big smarty ass
go home and change your diaper and let your momma beat your ass

lol owned

 

[Robin]

You said ass twice, you fucking dolt
Ill blast your fucking ass with my 45 Colt
and ill only have to use one bullet
cuz your mom'll be sucking you, oh look, you blew it!
sad youll never have a girlfriend, you pathetic fuck
atleast youll get 5 bucks an hour, driving a truck

 

[triplekrown]

Nice one robin

 

[Ryan]

Hmm

Ok well first we'll pick it up with Tommy6 (Tom6669)
Who's intention was to on here and pick up chicks
But to his suprise, Sythe is mostly guys
So now he's just a gay guy in disguise
But then Jimi came in talkin' all his shit
But ima start to rip on all you little kids
In his first verse, he ryhmed nothin twice
Now just sit back and pay the price
But choppa man, you gotta be kiddin
Rap aint you thing, youd get more money quitin
So take my advice or ting will get dirty
If you wanna win here you'll be here till ya thirty
Cherriors you deserve nothin, you a not a rap head
But wtf you doin postin in a rap thread?
Now B4d1, you know your not a G
Cause your ryhmes disappear when they see me
But im out now, it's time for dinner (lol, Really it is)
But read through the whole thread and guess whos the winner

 

[I Sell good pures]

Tom6669 no wonder why you suck at rap
your punchlines don't even rhyme, talk about crap?
I bet a 3 year old would pick up more fans
haha now look where you are now.... banned
you dissed yourself with the smell of your feet
my rhymes hit you hard like concrete
now it's obvious no skills are needed to beat jimi
this ain't checkers but you still about to king me
cause you nothing but a nit wit taken out in six hits
you could say i aim "high" cause your ass just got shot into orbit
now Choppa want in on this rap game business
his rhymes basic, couldn't comprehend my quickness
it looks like you stole that rhyme cause it doesn't relate
leaving yourself in the dirt will be your only fate
using big words don't make you rap better you still gotta elevate
your last sentence with pervert doesn't even makes sense for gods sake!
it's obvious my rap level is too high for you to reach
cause i "wash" your wins into losses so just call me mr. bleach

lmao that wa pathetic....

 

[Cucumber]

ok that was just a freestyle and lets see you do better fuck face? or get the fuck outand haha ryan didn't diss me b ecause he knew i was kind good and to b4d1... we takin over hahaha rock blows

 

[Le_Dark_Lord]

Ok, i had to open a new tab for this
just so i could add as i make this diss
Just to let you know, most of your rhymes have no flow
And whilst you think your smart
tearing others apart,
you forgot to real-ize, the songs your rhymes idalise
You stole the rhyme "insane in the membrane"
from a song that i cant remember the god-dam name
I agree that rock aint coola
but you stole 'more jewels then ya jewela"
Now to the creator of this thread
Who's banned like a fukn sped
Haha, enough said...

HAHA look at robbin, he came on strong..
But then came ryan who put you were you belong
Jimi, seriously, are you tryna be funny?
Putting stupid words in your rhyme such as honey?
You tryna act cool around your peers
Even though you soundin like oner the queers
Fear Da Ocelet came in without a fret
posted a sick-ass rhyme-so-random
So it's "Rep +" ill hand him

But now to a better part
something i take more to heart...
the fact theres other white boys rappin
acting like their guns all clappin
Just doesnt seem to fit, with the white gangster bit
and while they're wasnt a song on a stack
you could still tell ya'll not black
But same goes for me...
sitting at the computer where i be..

I cant think of much else... too tired LOL

 

[Robin]

HAHA look at robbin, he came on strong..
But then came ryan who put you were you belong
Jimi, seriously, are you tryna be funny?
Putting stupid words in your rhyme such as honey?
You tryna act cool around your peers
Even though you soundin like oner the queers
Fear Da Ocelet came in without a fret
posted a sick-ass rhyme-so-random
So it's "Rep +" ill hand him

You dumb ass bitch,
I bet you twitch,
Cause your entire life,
is being a pussy ass snitch
ryan wasn't dissing me,
how old are you? 3?
can you fucking read, it wasnt a quote,
I hope you fucking drown,
under a boat.

Your mothers such a slut,
5 cents a screw,
just like the hardware store,
cheap as a jew!

Last line was in poor taste.

 

[b4d1]

hmm i think thats a little to much offensive

 

[ragalshnagal]

and you think you didnt type something offensive?

b4d1 needs to watch his mouth i hope he dont talk like this to admins,
Calling 'em Fools and the like will not make them glad; kins,
are who are gonna need to be notified whem im finished with you,
your gonna need 5 body bags just to transport you to,
da morgue where yougonna be kickin' it fo' da rest of your...death
your st00pid dumb comments got you stinkin' like your.....breath,
Dont be comin here and dissin' the higher authority,
I'll take all your money and welcome you to poverty.
Didn't yo mamma teach you any god-damn manners?
This is where autoers go to know, read the banners,
yo ass is a flamer, so im gonna buy you a god damn lion tamer,
to keep that stanky mouth of yours shut, you edited butt lamer.
Look i dont wanna be rude but you 'a hater,
please stop this crap before i live your face lookin' like a freaking crater!

OWNT

 

[NoLimit]

Yo im white and i cant rhyme cause rap sucks imo..
Yeah i think Cucumber wins even thou i dont like rap

Rap sucks? This thread wasn't created to talk about it sucking or not, gtfo this thread wigger.

 

[mage3158]

Rap sucks? This thread wasn't created to talk about it sucking or not, gtfo this thread wigger.

Do you even know what a wigger is?