rap battle anyone?

Hey. I wanna have a rap battle, if anyone wants to have one with me, post here.

I'll start this shit:

I'm a white boy but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread
My face is pail, nah i've never been in Jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail
How many b****** haved i slapped? Zero, uh
And Martha Stuart happens to be my hero

 

Nigga my flow is harder then a rock,
you say i'mma faggot but then again your talkin' about my cock,
i'm the earthquake and you're just the after shock
you cop gunz but i bet u neva shot a glock
you neva experienced the feelinz of reppin a block
you dont know who you facin
i'm all about dat crab shit, south side folk nation!!
you got yourself in a bad situation
i beat you 3 timez datz simple multiplication
your flow iz just retarded
i only responded just to finish wat i started..NIGGA!!

 

YO, dj.. spin that shit

 

kinda tired...
check it,
wub hur,

trying to go against me,
its not reality.
its fantasy.
talk trash and i'll break you in half automaticly.
playa I'm a soldier.
you bout to be a causality.
you aint messing with me because I'm a beast naturally.
its a tragedy.
because you dont know who you facing.
and that whack flow aint phasin'

 

choke nigga

 

You say choke
I say toke
Hold on one second while I take note
"Stop battling amateurs"
Cause I all I do is showboat
Too good for these kids on sythe
Keep trippin, one of these days you gone' land on my knife
One of the sickest sights but he had to to take flight

 

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

 

u need to shut up,
all that ish u talkin' u seem real stuck-up
I have never even heard of ya
& in yo picture I see terror
Well you should be afraid of me on the regular
Your name is Dreams, well it seems;
That u need to take that scary face off this section & leave
For I shoot u with my verbal, immortal triple beam,
Hard cats are tough,
but see soft cats like u gets snuffed
& bucked; laid down
I blew u off da grown like dust...
nigga

 

No, u.

 

I'ma do a quick one
Just like your dad did your mom and he had a son
Then he got a gun
Cause he's a punk who loved his angel til none
Of his thoughts we're thought his wings fell and then he dropped
Nothing remained the same so he went and got a crane
To put him back in the air but that wasn't sane
It didn't fit the picture like an uneven frame
He couldn't stand losing the game

 

Reported for giving false information.

 

Yo, yo
check it
yall actin like u no shit
yet yall prolly likin ya moms clit
im on a notha level
compared to u i am the devil
u say u white
so u must not be very bright
when we speakin bout this rap game
u obviously got no fame
dont even try me
if u be smart u gettin ready to flee
cuz im da best
fuck all the rest

 

You bring my dad into this,
thats all you can diss,
your words aint fresh they stale like blu cheese
dont try n battle me im allergic to you ima sneeze
u sound like a strugglin frog ur croakin ya word
wassup dawg? why aint they comin out rite? u slip like lemon curd
arghh man was that smell... it aint cheese its a fuckin turd
I cant be battlin yall fakers ima life taker wipe ur turd with paper
and use the paper to decorate ya homeless wall
this is a battle man, not the holy call
so quit tryin to stall, i cant be doin with yall
So rite a good one back to me.... but watch you dnt trip like ya words n fall

 

. . .

 

Bitch please, i'm allergic to fake ass rappers
I think I gotta sneeze, get me a tissue bitch
Go fetch me one kid I got an itch
You snitch and wear abracrombie and fitch
I'll shoot ya' ass and lay you in a ditch
Killin' fake kids is a sitch
Now get the tissue before I get my switch

Ha

 

yo, u think u can riddle
white boy go play the fiddle
you say your a better rapper
but you got to be playing
cause people under my elevation
they do all the hating
so we find your mamas crib
and we do an invasion
we run up in that thing
start busting cage in
steal your family dog
stick it in the microwave and cook it like we asian
translation
you dont want no altercation
you lucky cause you won a free trip to a permanent vacation.

 

Notoriously BIG, gtfo of here kid
You ain't shit with yo fuckin wack ass sig
I bet you sit inside and play with Winnie and tig
While i'm out handlin' my biz
There may be an opening, I need a Yes Man
Cause i'm the one with the plan
So hot I need a fan, My pools ain't got water it's fulled with sand
Your raps are bland, You nothin but dried food that I can't stand
I'll brb while I generate some raps and eat some All-Bran

 

Yo riddler. this is between me and you nigga. or did i win?

 

Your elevation? Bitch please your elavation is what I call a bad situation
I make a straight up dedication when I dealed with satin
Can't be fakin, 1 slip up and i'll be hatin'
The shit outta my rhymes but that can't happen
Cause I be rappin' evil rhymes just like Dr. Drakin
Yo ass is donald duck, and you should start quakin
Good actor, i'll just keep clappin', in my mind is where i store my mac in
Mac-o-meter is about to blow, football lineman is about to put a sack in

 

Look at this kid...
I will lay yo fukcin ass in the dirt
even on a freestlye i murk
my styles so beserk
wub's the name killin lames my game
lil ass kids tryin to spit and get some fame
pussy ass rappers cant stand up to me
come to close get burned in the 3rd degree