Random Runescape Jokes.

[rudeboijaz7]

Zezima threw a fridge at his mum and said ICE BARRAGE!

Zezima Went to the toilet took a shit and said EARTH BLAST!

Zezima looked up at new years day, saw the fireworks and said whos leveling up.

Zezima's so fat he has 99 cooking.

Zezimas so stupid he went fishing and tryed to catch a shark with his bare hands.

What do you get when you try to walk to ge from varrock in a pvp world with a santa hat on.
KILLED!

 

[CrudeSapphire]

Zezima went to church, when he kneeled down to the priest and asked ''Prayer level?''

 

[Marine Clark]

After Zezima's grandma died, he was like "wtf no drop"?

 

[Classics]

"Zezima has enough chins for 99 range"

 

To be honest, none of them made me laugh, not even a chuckle. The only runescape joke I ever laughed at was this:

You know when you're addicted to runescape when your Grandmother died and you ask "What she drop?".
EDIT: Aww, Marine Clark posted before me.

 

[Returning Truth]

Dont find any zezima jokes funny tbh .

 

[FacelessVoid]

Not so funny...

 

[Sh4dows]

Not funny, Immature.

 

[Deagon]

I giggled lol...

 

[DrDeath]

I don't see how anyone could find any of those funny.

 

[kill dank]

i laughed at the grandma thing and the chin thing. other than that they're all pretty stupid..

 

[WeRnIE]

You've checked your adventure log and saw ....

375 days played

and you were :

 

[Gonzo Joe]

Your mum's so fat she's got enough chins to get 99 ranged.

 

Your mum's so fat she's got enough chins to get 99 ranged.

Posted already. Anyway this is the only one I really do find funny out of all of the RS jokes I've ever heard.

 

[kingOFgold]

You know your addicted to Runescape when you have a bunch of buried bones in your backyard.

 

[Hellbomber]

you know you're addicted to runescape when you make a thread about random runescape jokes on sythe.org..

 

[Infamous Arts]

i giggled at the ice barrage one :L

 

[xMrSlade]

Hahah these are very creative. Keep them coming

 

[Vi3]

This is the only one I find funny:

Zezima is so old he was with Jesus on tutorial island

 

[skipper132]

you know you're addicted to runescape when you make a thread about random runescape jokes on sythe.org..

only funny one yet lol